- Richard M. Gresham: People come in twos in this world, like the animals in the ark. There's an old fellow at the club looks as much like me as I do. Good-looking man, too.
- King Anatol: It's extraordinary how much you look like Zizi! Tell me, have you any royal blood in your veins?
- Princess Catterina: I don't think so, Your Majesty.
- King Anatol: Well, my dear, one can never tell.
- Managing Editor: Things are sure gettin' tough. You can't go anywhere nowadays without a door walking up and bust you in the eye.
- Porter Madison III: Hey, you know, that's a pretty neat touch - that foreign flypaper, don't you think?
- Managing Editor: I wouldn't know, I encounter so many neat touches.
- Porter Madison III: Now, spread that across the front page under my signature. Get the editorial writers on the job and dig up statistics. You know how to run a big campaign, don't ya?
- Managing Editor: I made Lincoln free the slaves.