Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Dom DeLuise: Don Giovanni
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Quotes
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Sheriff of Rottingham : This was to be a "private" meeting... I mean, who are these men?
Don Giovanni : These? These are my most trusted associates. On my right, Dirty Ezio. On my left, Filthy Luca.
Filthy Luca : [Stands Up] We thank you, for inviting us on the day of your daughter's wedding.
Don Giovanni : No, no, no.
Filthy Luca : I hope that her first child, is a masculine child.
Don Giovanni : Shut up! We haven't even had our meeting yet!
Filthy Luca : ...Oh yeah.
[sits down]
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Sheriff of Rottingham : Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp.
Don Giovanni : [holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age... Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah!
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Don Giovanni : Ok, you want plain English: Robin is gonna be dead. D-E-D. Dead.
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Sheriff of Rottingham : What do you intend to do about Robin Hood?
Don Giovanni : Listen to this. I got an idea. Tomorrow... tomorrow you're gonna have your medieval fun and games. You'll make the most important event the archery contest. Robin will not be able to resist.
Sheriff of Rottingham : Why is that?
Filthy Luca : We'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Don Giovanni : I was just gonna say that.
Sheriff of Rottingham : That's brilliant!
Don Giovanni : Thank you.
Sheriff of Rottingham : But...
Don Giovanni : What?
Sheriff of Rottingham : You do realize that Robin is the finest archer in the land?
Don Giovanni : Oh, no. Don't you understand? Luca is good, better, best. Show him your archery medals.
[Luca stands up and opens his coat, revealing numerous medals adorning his vest]
Don Giovanni : Ta-da!
Sheriff of Rottingham : Wowee!
Don Giovanni : See? I couldn't have said it better myself.