10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Andrew Keegan: Joey Donner
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Quotes
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Joey : Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol *before* she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan : Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.
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Mr. Morgan : All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everybody's weekend?
Joey : Oh, I dunno, maybe we should ask Kat?
Mr. Morgan : Unless she kicked the crap outta your dumb butt, I don't wanna hear about it!
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Patrick : You're gunna pay me to take out some chick?
Joey : Mmhm.
Patrick : How much?
Joey : 20 bucks.
Joey : ...fine 30.
Patrick : Well, let's think about this... we go to the movies, that's 15 bucks. We get popcorn, that's 53. And she'll want Raisinets, alright? So, we're looking at 75 bucks.
Joey : This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it trailer park.
Patrick : 50 bucks and we got a deal, Fabio.
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Joey : [to Patrick after Kat backs into his car when he won't move it out her way] Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.
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Mr. Morgan : Get outta my class.
Kat Stratford : What?
Mr. Morgan : Out. Get out!
Joey : Thanks, Mr. Morgan.
Mr. Morgan : Shut up!
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Joey : Your sister here?
Kat Stratford : Stay away from my sister.
Joey : Oh, I'll stay away from your sister, but I can't guarantee she'll stay away from me.