Deadpool 2 (2018)
Rob Delaney: Peter
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Weasel : And last but not least... Peter.
Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about?
Peter : I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.
Deadpool : No superpowers at all?
Peter : Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes.
Deadpool : Ow! Oh!
Weasel : That's all the diabetes.
Deadpool : Right. Yeah, you got them all. If you find a type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in.
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Peter : [putting lotion on face] I don't know much about this Cable fella, but I guarantee you he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has.
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Deadpool : As a former X-Man...
Bedlam : Trainee.
Deadpool : Thank you, Bedlam. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. X-Men? *Men*? The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Gender neutral. From now on, we'll be known as... X-Force.
Domino : Isn't that a little derivative?
Deadpool : I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter.
Peter : ...That wasn't me.
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[Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]
Deadpool : Peter!
Peter : Whoo! X-Force!
Deadpool : Walk away! Just walk away!
Peter : But we're X-Force!
Deadpool : Nope! We're not. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. It doesn't exist.
Peter : All right, well, this has been pretty scary! And I need to feed my cat!
Deadpool : Go home, Sugarbear. Go home.
Peter : Okay. Will you give Domino my email?
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[before the X-Force skydive]
Peter : Is anybody nervous about the high winds?
Deadpool : Gary...
Peter : My name's Peter.
Deadpool : I realize that you're new to this, but relax. You've been chosen by a higher power.
Domino : Did he just call himself God?
Bedlam : I think he did.
Peter : I'd like to go home.
Deadpool : And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! I spent ten years in Special Forces! You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE!
Deadpool : [whispers to Peter] I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear.