The worst movies ever
The list of the most suckiest movies I ever saw.
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- DirectorLes MayfieldStarsRobin WilliamsMarcia Gay HardenChristopher McDonaldAn absent-minded professor discovers "flubber," a rubber-like super-bouncy substance.Dialog: 2/10
Humor: 0/10
References: 1/10
To gross to be on CN - DirectorDavid KelloggStarsMatthew BroderickRupert EverettJoely FisherA security guard's dreams come true when he is selected to be transformed into a cybernetic police officer.Dialog: 3/10
Humor: 0/10
References: 0/10
Do not watch. It's poorly made. - DirectorJon TurteltaubStarsBruce WillisSpencer BreslinEmily MortimerAn unhappy, disliked image consultant gets a second shot at life when he is mysteriously confronted by an eight-year-old version of himself.Dialog: 0/10
Humor: 0/10
References: 3/10
start hating people - DirectorTerry L. NossRichard RichStarsJason AlexanderMary SteenburgenReese WitherspoonIt's a high-flying adventure when Louie, a mute trumpeter swan, is given the gift of a trumpet, and finds his voice.Dialog: 0/10
Humor: 0/10
Voice-Acting: 0/10
Animation: 2/10
References: 3/10
Gross nothing more nothing less - DirectorJessie NelsonStarsSean PennMichelle PfeifferDakota FanningAn intellectually disabled man fights for custody of his 7-year-old daughter and in the process teaches his cold-hearted lawyer the value of love and family.Dialog: 3/10
Humor: (Oh wait, The was no humor)
References: 0/10
Sad in a stupid way - DirectorPeter SegalStarsAdam SandlerDrew BarrymoreRob SchneiderHenry Roth is a man afraid of commitment until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams until discovering she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the next day.Dialog: 0/10
Humor: 1/10
References: 4/10
Another gross movie - DirectorKevin SmithStarsBen AffleckLiv TylerRaquel CastroA widower must look after his precocious daughter and rebuild his life and career after he's sidelined by an unexpected tragedy and a personal blowup.Dialog: 2/10
Humor: 1/10
References: 5/10
Kevin Smith how could you? - DirectorBibo BergeronVicky JensonRob LettermanStarsWill SmithRobert De NiroRenée ZellwegerWhen a son of a gangster shark boss is accidentally killed while on the hunt, his would-be prey and his vegetarian brother decide to use the incident to their own advantage.Dialog: (it didn't even make any scenes)
Humor: 0/10
Animation: 2/10
Voice-acting: 0/10
References: 4/10
This needs to be remade and have Jim Carrey as the yellow thing. - DirectorTony LeondisStarsJohn CusackMolly ShannonSteve BuscemiAnimated fable about a cliché hunchbacked evil scientist's assistant who aspires to become a scientist himself, much to the displeasure of the rest of the evil science community.Dialog: 2/10
Humor:0/10
Animation: (Uhhhhh......... Pointless and Poorly made)
Voice-Acting: 0/10
References: 1/10
Want funny? wait for The Lorax in 2012 - DirectorTom McGrathStarsWill FerrellJonah HillBrad PittEvil genius Megamind finally defeats his do-gooder nemesis, Metro Man, but is left without a purpose in a superhero-free world.
Dialog: 2/10
Humor:0/10
Animation: 2/10 (it's F*cking Cheap)
Voice-Acting: 0/10
References: 1/10
Sometimes you got to wonder how some comedy films get the green light. I myself got to wonder if they even look at the comedys they're putting out on the box office or they're too busy figuring out more ways to further ruin the distriubtors. Case in point, Megamind, a film about a horrifying blue freak being bullied by everyone in town. Not only is the concept really unoriginal, but to make things worse, Dreamworks ripped off Igor in response to Igor ripping off Shrek. That's right, It's a rip-off of an already abysmal mockbuster. You know, at least with Igor, the concept was somewhat original, but take a bad premise and rehash it and repaint it and you've got one really bad show. First off, our so called main character, Megamind, has got to be the most annoying protagonist I've seen in a film since Sam from I Am Sam, and that's saying a lot. He's not only a complete and utter moron, but he has got to have the most annoying voice I have ever heard. It's so bad, I swear my eardrums are ready to burst with how obnoxious, annoying, and sickening it sounds. I thought Scaredy Squirrel had horrible voice acting, but this movie makes Scaredy Squirrel's acting look as good as The Loud House's voice work. Okay, maybe that's pushing it a little, but if you hear how bad he sounds, you'll be hitting the mute button so fast, even The Flash would be amazed by the speed. He also weird ass sound. I guess nobody told the writer that a sounds needs to be funny, memorable, and creative. NOT bland, forgetable, and stupid. Megamind just makes you wish somebody would come along and put an end to him. The Warden is a walking and talking manbearpig (I wish I was making that up) who is pretty much nothing more than a stuck up jerk. He only looks out for himself and only himself all the time. He's not a friend in the least bit and pretty much believes that it doesn't effect him, it's no concern to him at all. Not to mention he talks in terrible accent a lot. Bernard is pretty much a very useless character. He doesn't do anything at all, except be apart of that cringy date scene. He's also got a bad voice, but not as bad as Megamind. He serves no purpose whatsoever. Titan . . . all I can say really is what . . . the . . . *** is this? It's already bad enough the character's name is so terrible, but does he really need to look like Snotty from Barnyard? This character has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, no cleverness at all, and only speaks incheezy one liners. He also make Wedgie jokes, in the ads. Needless to say, this character is downright terrible. Minion is probably the only character in this dumpster fire who doesn't make my blood boil, but that's not saying much. He's a a fish piloting a robot suit. The only reason I tolerate him though is because he's the only sane character in this show and doesn't act like an idiot like everyone else. The plot is no better at all in this show. Most of the time, they make absolutely no sense at all. Take for example, People guit trips him by aying he'll never be good. Just writing that bit of plot synopsis makes my brain hurt. Just what was going on? Why did he want to be good all of a sudden? Why was everyone so mean spirited about it? My De Niro, the comedy in this sh!t show is so terrible and baffling that I swear it took out a good chunk of my IQ. If this is how random and stupid each joke is, then I should be grateful I cringe at it all. The hum- you know what? I'm not going to even say this show has any humor at all. Not a single joke in this show was funny at all. Every gag it pulls out is either trying way too hard or is so badly made, that you'll be hitting your head against the wall. The movie emphasizes on so much randomness, that it comes off very annoying and irritating instead of it being funny. Nothing these characters do brought even a weak chuckle from me at all. Nothing these characters do make me laugh at all, instead they all irritate me to death. The artwork and animation is probably the only decent thing I find somewhat positive. The coloring is not dull like in Igor. However, the characters still have bad designs to them. warden looks downright creepy and almost looks like a pedophile with how scary he looks. He looks downright unappealing to look at. Minion looks okay as well as Roxanne, but as I said earlier, Titan looks horrible and out of place since it's a cut out tiger instead of an animated one. The animation is somewhat better though, with characters moving pretty smoothly, although I saw some lip syncing issues as well. Tom McGrath needs to understand that this kind of formula for a cartoon hasn't worked and will never work at all. Igor was a complete and total failure, so what made him honestly think a mockbuster would work? More importantly, why would Paramountk think this would be a good theater release? The whole concept of the film is bland and generic, the characters are idiots, there is no humor at all, and it's such a waste of time. So if you see one of the multiple promos for this show playing like I did, then consider it a warning to avoid watching CN at the time this show will come on and to tune it to something, ANYTHING better than this. This is literally the worse comedy movie the 2010's has put out in quite a long time and that's saying something considering I saw both Free Birds and The Emoji Movie. If Paramount or Relativity Media ever wonders why studios like Disney and Universal are getting more viewers, they can look at this show as one of the many reasons why they're losing more and more viewers. - DirectorJimmy HaywardStarsWoody HarrelsonOwen WilsonDan FoglerA pair of turkeys discover a time machine and decide to use it to travel to the first Thanksgiving, to take turkeys off the menu forever.Dialog: (I cannot understand who the FUCK anyone is saying at all times)
Humor: 0/10
Animation: 0/10
Voice-acting: 0/10
References: 1/10
To whoever likes this movie: Fuck YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Fuck YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Fuck YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Fuck YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
You Fucktards gave us The Emoji Movie cause of this film's success. If it so popular, where the merchandise, HMMMMM? >:( - DirectorTony LeondisStarsT.J. MillerJames CordenAnna FarisGene, a multi-expressional emoji, sets out on a journey to become a normal emoji.Dialog: 1/10
Humor: 0/10
Animation: 5/10
Voice-acting: 3/10
References: 1/10
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