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- DirectorGeorge LucasStarsMark HamillHarrison FordCarrie FisherLuke Skywalker joins forces with a Jedi Knight, a cocky pilot, a Wookiee and two droids to save the galaxy from the Empire's world-destroying battle station, while also attempting to rescue Princess Leia from the mysterious Darth Vader.These aren't the droids you're looking for.
That's no moon. It's a space station.
May the force be with you.
Great shot kid that was one in a million! - DirectorTerry GilliamTerry JonesStarsGraham ChapmanJohn CleeseEric IdleKing Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
We are the Knights who say Ni.
It's just a flesh wound. - DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsTom HanksRobin WrightGary SiniseThe history of the United States from the 1950s to the '70s unfolds from the perspective of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75, who yearns to be reunited with his childhood sweetheart.Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
Run, Forrest, Run!
Stupid is as stupid does - DirectorVictor FlemingKing VidorStarsJudy GarlandFrank MorganRay BolgerYoung Dorothy Gale and her dog Toto are swept away by a tornado from their Kansas farm to the magical Land of Oz, and embark on a quest with three new friends to see the Wizard, who can return her to her home and fulfill the others' wishes.Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog to!
There's no place like home. - DirectorIvan ReitmanStarsBill MurrayDan AykroydSigourney WeaverThree parapsychologists forced out of their university funding set up shop as a unique ghost removal service in New York City, attracting frightened yet skeptical customers.Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together.... mass hysteria
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say Yes!
What did you do, Ray? - DirectorIrvin KershnerStarsMark HamillHarrison FordCarrie FisherAfter the Rebel Alliance are overpowered by the Empire, Luke Skywalker begins his Jedi training with Yoda, while his friends are pursued across the galaxy by Darth Vader and bounty hunter Boba Fett.No, try not... Do or do not, there is not try.
I don't, I don't believe it.
That is why you fail.
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
No. *I* am your father.
No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true! - DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsSam NeillLaura DernJeff GoldblumA pragmatic paleontologist touring an almost complete theme park on an island in Central America is tasked with protecting a couple of kids after a power failure causes the park's cloned dinosaurs to run loose.Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
That is one big pile of shit.
**Gets chased by a t-rex**
You think they'll have that on the tour? - DirectorJoel CoenEthan CoenStarsJeff BridgesJohn GoodmanJulianne MooreJeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.That rug really tied the room together.
I'm finishing my coffee!
The dude abides. - DirectorRichard MarquandStarsMark HamillHarrison FordCarrie FisherAfter rescuing Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt, the Rebel Alliance attempt to destroy the second Death Star, while Luke struggles to help Darth Vader back from the dark side.Jeez, I'm out of it for a little while, everyone get delusions of grandeur!
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.
It's a trap! - DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsJohn TravoltaUma ThurmanSamuel L. JacksonThe lives of two mob hitmen, a boxer, a gangster and his wife, and a pair of diner bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption."What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Say what one more Goddamn time!
That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts it never helps.
I'ma get medieval on your ass. - DirectorPierre CoffinChris RenaudStarsSteve CarellJason SegelRussell BrandGru, a criminal mastermind, adopts three orphans as pawns to carry out the biggest heist in history. His life takes an unexpected turn when the little girls see the evildoer as their potential father.It has been disintegrated, by definition it cannot be fixed.
Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?
He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die! - DirectorRob ReinerStarsCary ElwesMandy PatinkinRobin WrightA bedridden boy's grandfather reads him the story of a farmboy-turned-pirate who encounters numerous obstacles, enemies and allies in his quest to be reunited with his true love.My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
It just so happens that your friend here is MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between being mostly dead and all dead. - DirectorChuck RussellStarsJim CarreyCameron DiazPeter RiegertBank clerk Stanley Ipkiss is transformed into a manic superhero when he wears a mysterious mask.SSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
Ooh, somebody stop me!
Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out.
Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas.
Tell Scarlett I do give a damn.
Thank you, you love me, you really love me!
You gotta ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky" Well, do ya? Punks! - DirectorBarry SonnenfeldStarsTommy Lee JonesWill SmithLinda FiorentinoJames, an NYC cop, is hired by Agent K of a secret government agency that monitors extraterrestrial life on Earth. Together, they must recover an item that has been stolen by an intergalactic villain.You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers. - DirectorAndrew DavisStarsHarrison FordTommy Lee JonesSela WardDr. Richard Kimble, unjustly accused of murdering his wife, must find the real killer while being the target of a nationwide manhunt led by a seasoned U.S. Marshal.What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.
I didn't kill my wife!
I don't care!
The guy did a Peter Pan right off of this dam, right here. - DirectorMel BrooksStarsMel BrooksJohn CandyRick MoranisA star-pilot for hire and his trusty sidekick must come to the rescue of a princess and save Planet Druidia from the clutches of the evil Spaceballs.Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!
They've gone to plaid!
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it. - DirectorMel BrooksStarsCleavon LittleGene WilderSlim PickensIn order to ruin a western town, a corrupt politician appoints a black Sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary.They said you was hung.
And they was right.
Badges...? We don't need no stinking badges!
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes! - DirectorMel BrooksStarsGene WilderMadeline KahnMarty FeldmanAn American grandson of the infamous scientist, struggling to prove that his grandfather was not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body.Fronkenschteen!
It's pronounced Eye-gor.
Igor, help me with the bags.
Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben.
You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
What hump? - DirectorJim AbrahamsDavid ZuckerJerry ZuckerStarsRobert HaysJulie HagertyLeslie NielsenAfter the crew becomes sick with food poisoning, a neurotic ex-fighter pilot must safely land a commercial airplane full of passengers.Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you. - DirectorWilliam FriedkinStarsEllen BurstynMax von SydowLinda BlairWhen a young girl is possessed by a mysterious entity, her mother seeks the help of two Catholic priests to save her life.What a excellent day for an exorcism.
You show me Regan's double, same face, same voice, everything. And I'd know it wasn't Regan. I'd know in my gut. And I'm telling you that 'thing' upstairs isn't my daughter. Now, I want you to tell me that you know for a fact that there's nothing wrong with my daughter, except in her mind. You tell me for a fact that an exorcism wouldn't do any good. You tell me that!
The power of Christ compels you! - DirectorJohn LasseterStarsTom HanksTim AllenDon RicklesA cowboy doll is profoundly threatened and jealous when a new spaceman action figure supplants him as top toy in a boy's bedroom.To infinity and beyond!
YOU - ARE - A... *TOY*! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a... aw, you're - you're an action figure!
You're a sad and strange little man, and you have my pity.
This isn't flying, this is falling with style! - DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsHenry ThomasDrew BarrymorePeter CoyoteA troubled child summons the courage to help a friendly alien escape from Earth and return to his home planet.E.T. phone home.
You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.
I'll believe in you all my life, everyday E.T..... I love you.
Ouch.
I'll.. be... right... here.
bye. - DirectorJames CameronStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerLinda HamiltonMichael BiehnA human soldier is sent from 2029 to 1984 to stop an almost indestructible cyborg killing machine, sent from the same year, which has been programmed to execute a young woman whose unborn son is the key to humanity's future salvation.I'll be back
Come with me if you want to live.
You're terminated, fucker. - DirectorJames CameronStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerLinda HamiltonEdward FurlongA cyborg, identical to the one who failed to kill Sarah Connor, must now protect her ten year old son John from an even more advanced and powerful cyborg.Hasta la vista, baby.
The whole thing goes: The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves.
I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do. - DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsHarrison FordKaren AllenPaul FreemanIn 1936, archaeologist and adventurer Indiana Jones is hired by the U.S. government to find the Ark of the Covenant before the Nazis can obtain its awesome powers.Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.
How?
I don't know, I'm making this up as I go!
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes.
Asps... very dangerous. You go first.
I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.
Now you're getting nasty. - DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsHarrison FordSean ConneryAlison DoodyIn 1938, after his father goes missing while pursuing the Holy Grail, Indiana Jones finds himself up against the Nazis again to stop them from obtaining its powers.Junior!
I said don't call me Junior!
Well, Marcus, we're on the verge of the greatest discovery in the history of mankind.
And you're meddling with powers you can't possibly comprehend.
He choose... poorly.
You have chosen... wisely. - DirectorNicholas MeyerStarsWilliam ShatnerLeonard NimoyDeForest KelleyWith the assistance of the Enterprise crew, Admiral Kirk must stop an old nemesis, Khan Noonien Singh, from using the life-generating Genesis Device as the ultimate weapon.He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him!
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
I have been... and always shall be... your friend
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN! - DirectorMel StuartStarsGene WilderJack AlbertsonPeter OstrumA poor but hopeful boy seeks one of the five coveted golden tickets that will send him on a tour of Willy Wonka's mysterious chocolate factory.A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
You lose! Good day, sir!
You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are!
I said good day!
So shines a good deed in a weary world. - DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsBob HoskinsChristopher LloydJoanna CassidyWhen a cartoon rabbit is accused of murder, he enlists the help of a burnt out private investigator to prove his innocence.I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
But I'm a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh. - DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsRoy ScheiderRobert ShawRichard DreyfussWhen a killer shark unleashes chaos on a beach community off Cape Cod, it's up to a local sheriff, a marine biologist, and an old seafarer to hunt the beast down.You're gonna need a bigger boat.
That's some bad hat, Harry.
Smile, you son of a BITCH! - DirectorBrad BirdStarsEli MarienthalHarry Connick Jr.Jennifer AnistonA young boy befriends a giant robot from outer space that a paranoid government agent wants to destroy.I don't know. You're made of metal, but you have feelings, and you think about things, and that means you have a soul. And souls don't die.
Hogarth. I go. You stay. No following.
I love you.
You are who you choose to be.
Superman. - DirectorPeter JacksonStarsElijah WoodIan McKellenOrlando BloomA meek Hobbit from the Shire and eight companions set out on a journey to destroy the powerful One Ring and save Middle-earth from the Dark Lord Sauron.YOU..... SHALL NOT.... PASS!
I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish
none of this had happened.
So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
There are other forces at work in this world
Frodo, besides the will of evil.
My preciousssss...... - DirectorPeter JacksonStarsElijah WoodIan McKellenViggo MortensenWhile Frodo and Sam edge closer to Mordor with the help of the shifty Gollum, the divided fellowship makes a stand against Sauron's new ally, Saruman, and his hordes of Isengard.I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. Don't tell the Elf.
*Po-tay-toes!* Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
We told him to go away... and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! SMEAGOL IS FREE! - DirectorPeter JacksonStarsElijah WoodViggo MortensenIan McKellenGandalf and Aragorn lead the World of Men against Sauron's army to draw his gaze from Frodo and Sam as they approach Mount Doom with the One Ring.A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day!
Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?
I can't carry it for you...but I can carry you. - DirectorRon ClementsJohn MuskerStarsScott WeingerRobin WilliamsLinda LarkinA kind-hearted street urchin and a power-hungry Grand Vizier vie for a magic lamp that has the power to make their deepest wishes come true.Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.
Phenomenal cosmic powers... itty bitty living space
Tonight the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man. - DirectorGeorge MillerGeorge OgilvieStarsMel GibsonTina TurnerBruce SpenceAfter being exiled from the most advanced town in post apocalyptic Australia, a drifter travels with a group of abandoned children to rebel against the town's queen.Two men enter; one man leaves.
But he's just a raggedy man.
Remember: no matter where you go, there you are. - DirectorChristopher NolanStarsChristian BaleHeath LedgerAaron EckhartWhen the menace known as the Joker wreaks havoc and chaos on the people of Gotham, Batman must accept one of the greatest psychological and physical tests of his ability to fight injustice.Some people just want to watch the world burn.
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Why so serious?
You wanna know how I got these scars? - DirectorJoss WhedonStarsRobert Downey Jr.Chris EvansScarlett JohanssonEarth's mightiest heroes must come together and learn to fight as a team if they are going to stop the mischievous Loki and his alien army from enslaving humanity.I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by...
**Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor**
Puny god.
I have an army.
We have a Hulk.
I thought the beast had wandered off...
You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top.
Not a great plan - DirectorJon FavreauStarsRobert Downey Jr.Gwyneth PaltrowTerrence HowardAfter being held captive in an Afghan cave, billionaire engineer Tony Stark creates a unique weaponized suit of armor to fight evil.Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!
I've never really had a taste for this kind of thing, but I must admit I'm deeply enjoying the suit!
I am Iron Man - DirectorLana WachowskiLilly WachowskiStarsKeanu ReevesLaurence FishburneCarrie-Anne MossWhen a beautiful stranger leads computer hacker Neo to a forbidding underworld, he discovers the shocking truth--the life he knows is the elaborate deception of an evil cyber-intelligence.Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?
There is no spoon.
Welcome to the real world. - DirectorJohn McTiernanStarsBruce WillisAlan RickmanBonnie BedeliaA New York City police officer tries to save his estranged wife and several others taken hostage by terrorists during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles.Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Welcome to the party, pal.
After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief. - DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsMichael J. FoxChristopher LloydLea ThompsonMarty McFly, a 17-year-old high school student, is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his close friend, the maverick scientist Doc Brown.Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Great Scott!!
Whoa. This is heavy.
There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull? - DirectorAlan MetterStarsRodney DangerfieldSally KellermanBurt YoungTo help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself.What's your favorite subject?
Poetry.
Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
I mean, the high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!
Yeah, I took out an English teacher. That didn't work out at all. I sent her a love letter... She corrected it! - DirectorStanley KubrickStarsJack NicholsonShelley DuvallDanny LloydA family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where a sinister presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from both past and future.Here's Johnny!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in! - DirectorAdrian LyneStarsMichael DouglasGlenn CloseAnne ArcherA married man's one-night stand comes back to haunt him when that lover begins to stalk him and his family.I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!
I woke up, you weren't there. I hate that.
If you ever come near my family again, I'll kill you. Do you understand? - DirectorTom HollandStarsCatherine HicksChris SarandonAlex VincentA struggling single mother unknowingly gifts her son a doll imbued with a serial killer's consciousness.I'm gonna be six years old again. Well, John, it's been fun, but I gotta go. I have a date with six-year-old boy... and you have a date with death.
HI, I'M CHUCKY! WANNA PLAY?
We're friends 'til the end! Remember?
This is the end, friend! - DirectorNick CastleStarsLance GuestRobert PrestonKay E. KuterHigh schooler Alex Rogan conquers the Starfighter video game, only to find out it was just a test, and is transported to another planet. He has been recruited to join a team of the best starfighters to defend their world from the attack.Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
What are you worried about, Grig? Theoretically, we should already be dead!
She won't answer the helm! We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull. What do we do?
We Die. - DirectorLuc BessonStarsBruce WillisMilla JovovichGary OldmanIn the colorful future, a cab driver unwittingly becomes the central figure in the search for a legendary cosmic weapon to keep Evil and Mr. Zorg at bay.Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Yeah, we call it human nature.
Me fifth element - supreme being. Me protect you. - DirectorKevin SmithStarsBrian O'HalloranJeff AndersonMarilyn GhigliottiA day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Buncha savages in this town.
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
In a row? - DirectorRidley ScottStarsRussell CroweJoaquin PhoenixConnie NielsenA former Roman General sets out to exact vengeance against the corrupt emperor who murdered his family and sent him into slavery.The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor.
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? - DirectorMel GibsonStarsMel GibsonSophie MarceauPatrick McGoohanScottish warrior William Wallace leads his countrymen in a rebellion to free his homeland from the tyranny of King Edward I of England.Every man dies, not every man really lives.
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
Where are you going?
I'm going to pick a fight.
Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothing. - DirectorDean ParisotStarsTim AllenSigourney WeaverAlan RickmanThe alumni cast of a space opera television series have to play their roles as the real thing when an alien race needs their help. However, they also have to defend both Earth and the alien race from a reptilian warlord.Never give up. Never surrender.
HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!
You'll forgive my impertinence, Sir, but even though we have never before met, I have always considered you as a father to me.
Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Suns of Worvan... you shall be... avenged. - DirectorPeter WeirStarsJim CarreyEd HarrisLaura LinneyAn insurance salesman discovers his whole life is actually a reality TV show.Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Is that the best you can do?
You'll have to kill me!
I know you better than you know yourself.
You never had a camera in my head! - DirectorDavid CronenbergStarsJeff GoldblumGeena DavisJohn GetzA brilliant but eccentric scientist begins to transform into a giant man/fly hybrid after one of his experiments goes horribly wrong.Be afraid. Be very afraid.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.
Now, you tell me. Am I different somehow? Is it live or is it Memorex? - DirectorDavid TwohyStarsVin DieselJudi DenchColm FeoreThe wanted criminal Richard Bruno Riddick arrives on a planet called Helion Prime and finds himself up against an invading empire called the Necromongers, an army that plans to convert or kill all humans in the universe.If I owned this place and Hell, I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.
I'm sure God has his tricks, but getting out of places no one else can, that's one of mine.
You keep what you kill. - DirectorDavid TwohyStarsRadha MitchellCole HauserVin DieselA transport ship crashes and leaves its crew stranded on a desert planet inhabited by bloodthirsty creatures that come out during an eclipse.Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker.
Where the hell's your God now?
*There* is my God, Mr. Riddick!
Did *not* know who he was fuckin' with - DirectorFranklin J. SchaffnerStarsCharlton HestonRoddy McDowallKim HunterAn astronaut crew crash-lands on a planet where highly intelligent non-human ape species are dominant and humans are enslaved.But seen from out here everything seems different. Time bends. Space is boundless. It squashes a man's ego. I feel lonely. That's about it. Tell me, though. Does man, that marvel of the universe, that glorious paradox who sent me to the stars, still make war against his brother? Keep his neighbor's children starving?
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. [screaming]
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! - DirectorFrancis LawrenceStarsKeanu ReevesRachel WeiszDjimon HounsouSupernatural exorcist and demonologist John Constantine helps a policewoman prove her sister's death was not a suicide, but something more.Demons stay in hell, huh? Tell them that.
[speaking to God] I know I'm not one of your favorites. I'm not even welcome in your house. But, I could use a little attention.
Human... You don't deserve to be human.
**punches Gabriel across the mouth**
That's called pain. Get used to it. - DirectorSimon WestStarsNicolas CageJohn CusackJohn MalkovichNewly-paroled ex-con and former U.S. Ranger Cameron Poe finds himself trapped in a prisoner-transport plane when the passengers seize control.Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you.
On any other day, that might seem strange.
What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day! - DirectorTim BurtonStarsMichael KeatonJack NicholsonKim BasingerThe Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being Jack Napier, a criminal who becomes the clownishly homicidal Joker."Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait till they get a load of me!
Where does he get all those wonderful toys?
You ever dance with the devil in pale moon light?
What are you? I'm Batman - DirectorJohn LandisStarsJohn BelushiKaren AllenTom HulceAt a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him.Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Germans?
Forget it, he's rolling.
Thank you sir! May I have another?
Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you. - DirectorJohn LandisStarsJohn BelushiDan AykroydCab CallowayJake Blues rejoins with his brother Elwood after being released from prison, but the duo has just days to reunite their old R&B band and save the Catholic home where the two were raised, outrunning the police as they tear through Chicago.It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
We're on a mission from God.
We're putting the band back together. - DirectorStan DragotiStarsMichael KeatonTeri GarrFrederick KoehlerAfter he's suddenly laid off, a husband switches roles with his wife. She returns to the workforce, and he becomes a stay-at-home dad, and he has to take care of three young children, a job he has no clue how to do.Yeah, you gonna make it all 220?
Yeah, 220, 221. Whatever it takes.
Henry, Clean up in aisle 7
We were never in aisle 7, honest to God.
Are you crazy? You don't feed a baby chili! - DirectorGeorge P. CosmatosKevin JarreStarsKurt RussellVal KilmerSam ElliottA successful lawman's plans to retire anonymously in Tombstone, Arizona are disrupted by the kind of outlaws he was famous for eliminating.I'm your Huckleberry
In fact, you're probably seeing double.
I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Hell's coming with me! - DirectorFrancis Ford CoppolaStarsMarlon BrandoAl PacinoJames CaanThe aging patriarch of an organized crime dynasty transfers control of his clandestine empire to his reluctant son.Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns. - DirectorSam RaimiStarsBruce CampbellEllen SandweissRichard DeManincorFive friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons.We're going to get you. We're going to get you
Kill her if you can, loverboy!
Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar?
[cackles]
Shelly: [about Cheryl] Why does she keep making those horrible noises?
Ash: I don't know!
Shelly: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For God's sake, what happened to her eyes? - DirectorSam RaimiStarsBruce CampbellSarah BerryDan HicksAsh Williams, the lone survivor of an earlier onslaught of flesh-possessing spirits, holes up in a cabin with a group of strangers while the demons continue their attack.[upon gaining the chainsaw in place of his lost right hand]
Ash: Groovy.
I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.
Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch. - DirectorSam RaimiStarsBruce CampbellEmbeth DavidtzMarcus GilbertWhen Ash Williams is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., he must retrieve the Necronomicon and battle an army of the dead in order to return home.Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!
[Upon getting the powered glove in place of his right hand]
Ash: Groovy.
Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE...
Ash: [cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
[nods head and shoots him]
Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.
Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!
Ash: Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N...
[coughs]
Ash: [pause] Okay then... that's it!
Evil Ash: I got a bone to pick with you.