MY 69+ DECLINED ! REVIEWS
I would never have imagined that America would become similar to soviet CCCP!
The famous American Dream is in decline and there's something definitely wicked about corporate, liberal, capitalist AmeriKa!
IMDB is a best example for this decadence: OLD IMDB offered threads and accepted whatever reviews because it knew that users were foremost cinema fans. In a decade, i never had a single review rejected!
In 2017, the NEW IMDB arrives! It starts closing threads and then declines reviews non-stop with fallacious and laughable reasons as: Factually incorrect, Does not meet contribution guidelines, BaDLy FoRmatED, Unable to verify ...
I understand that NEW IMDB wants only candid content, everything is fine and everyone has talent in reviews. Do they know that bad movies, uninspired directors and untalented cast exist and that foremost, as a cultural and subjective medium, movies, especially adult ones, have never a neutral content? I wonder ...
It's also funny to notice they allow adult movies but they emasculate them: describing in a review what we actually see is an obscenity and all pics, all lists are banned!
So, instead of watching and understanding movies, NEW IMDB just searches for little hands to write their ideas. If your reviews differs from their OWN perspective, it's declined!
At the end, it's not anymore YOUR reviews that appear on this website but only the reviews that new IMDB expects you to write AND it's no more the IMDB users who rates the reviews but the WebMASTER itself...
So, there is only the illusion of freedom expression in this site as the 1st constitutional amendement is currently trampled here ...
With deep regrets, as in my mainstream account, i fight back this tyranny by stopping writing reviews ONCE FOR ALL.
The deadline of my resolution is still uncertain albeit surely fixed: once the fateful and personal number of 69 declined reviews will be reached.
So, you will find below the so awful reviews that NEW IMDB censored. I let you judge of their content!
I just hope that many old and new reviewers will follow the same rebellion so that NEW IMDB falls short of reviews and true movies fans would meet elsewhere ...
MERCI A VOUS!
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UPDATE AUGUST 2019 > THAT'S IT - the final episode !
Everything is now folded : 75 reviews DECLINED + 555 reviews APPROVED - 6 - 3 - 0
It's nice, round figures and as announced, it's the END for me.
I'm a bit sad because it was a 5 years and a half run, very instructive the 4 first years (100% reviews approved) & totally senseless the last one with NEW IMDB CENSORSHIP policy (drop to 63%) ...
My other lists will go on growing to have the promised 69 names but this one and all the reviews WILL NEVER CHANGE NOW. I left them as they are today and if I say FAREWELL, i'm also HAPPY BECAUSE NOW I FEEL .... FREE .... !
:)
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UPDATE JULY 2020 > TAKE THAT IMDB: even your POTUS says it > Trump’s Executive Order on Preventing Online Censorship: " The petition requests that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) clarify that Section 230 does NOT permit SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES that ALTER or EDITORIALIZE USER'S SPEECH to escape civil liability ... The petition also requests that the FCC clarify when an ONLINE PLATFORM CURATES CONTENT in “good faith,” and requests TRANSPARENCY requirements on their MODERATION PRACTICE". Enough said !!!!!!
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UPDATE MAY 2022 > THEY EVEN REMOLD RATING VOTING RIGHT: i just discovered this fact today, after nearly 20 YEARS of being a user ... so maybe OLD IMDB was already like that but i'm just stunned to learn that the IMDB RATING for any production isn't MATHEMATICS but an HIDDEN TAMPERING! they explain their fraud like this: " although we accept and consider all votes received by users, not all votes have the same impact. When unusual voting activity is detected, an alternate weighting calculation may be applied in order to preserve the reliability of our system. To ensure that our rating mechanism remains effective, we do not disclose the exact method used to generate the rating". Nowadays, we know this argument very well: REALITY IS NOT WHAT WE WANT FOR YOU - WE WANT TO PROTECT YOU - SO WE BUILD A FAKE REALITY FOR A BETTER WORLD EVEN IF WE HAVE TO STOMP LAW, CANCEL FACTS, FORBID ACCESS ... for an example: a movie can look good for IMDB (rating 5) while users find it poor (Arithmetic 4,5 - Median 3,5). As i have already said about reviews, this site displays only its opinions, looks for docile contributors ONLY and ignore everyone else !!!!
The famous American Dream is in decline and there's something definitely wicked about corporate, liberal, capitalist AmeriKa!
IMDB is a best example for this decadence: OLD IMDB offered threads and accepted whatever reviews because it knew that users were foremost cinema fans. In a decade, i never had a single review rejected!
In 2017, the NEW IMDB arrives! It starts closing threads and then declines reviews non-stop with fallacious and laughable reasons as: Factually incorrect, Does not meet contribution guidelines, BaDLy FoRmatED, Unable to verify ...
I understand that NEW IMDB wants only candid content, everything is fine and everyone has talent in reviews. Do they know that bad movies, uninspired directors and untalented cast exist and that foremost, as a cultural and subjective medium, movies, especially adult ones, have never a neutral content? I wonder ...
It's also funny to notice they allow adult movies but they emasculate them: describing in a review what we actually see is an obscenity and all pics, all lists are banned!
So, instead of watching and understanding movies, NEW IMDB just searches for little hands to write their ideas. If your reviews differs from their OWN perspective, it's declined!
At the end, it's not anymore YOUR reviews that appear on this website but only the reviews that new IMDB expects you to write AND it's no more the IMDB users who rates the reviews but the WebMASTER itself...
So, there is only the illusion of freedom expression in this site as the 1st constitutional amendement is currently trampled here ...
With deep regrets, as in my mainstream account, i fight back this tyranny by stopping writing reviews ONCE FOR ALL.
The deadline of my resolution is still uncertain albeit surely fixed: once the fateful and personal number of 69 declined reviews will be reached.
So, you will find below the so awful reviews that NEW IMDB censored. I let you judge of their content!
I just hope that many old and new reviewers will follow the same rebellion so that NEW IMDB falls short of reviews and true movies fans would meet elsewhere ...
MERCI A VOUS!
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UPDATE AUGUST 2019 > THAT'S IT - the final episode !
Everything is now folded : 75 reviews DECLINED + 555 reviews APPROVED - 6 - 3 - 0
It's nice, round figures and as announced, it's the END for me.
I'm a bit sad because it was a 5 years and a half run, very instructive the 4 first years (100% reviews approved) & totally senseless the last one with NEW IMDB CENSORSHIP policy (drop to 63%) ...
My other lists will go on growing to have the promised 69 names but this one and all the reviews WILL NEVER CHANGE NOW. I left them as they are today and if I say FAREWELL, i'm also HAPPY BECAUSE NOW I FEEL .... FREE .... !
:)
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UPDATE JULY 2020 > TAKE THAT IMDB: even your POTUS says it > Trump’s Executive Order on Preventing Online Censorship: " The petition requests that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) clarify that Section 230 does NOT permit SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES that ALTER or EDITORIALIZE USER'S SPEECH to escape civil liability ... The petition also requests that the FCC clarify when an ONLINE PLATFORM CURATES CONTENT in “good faith,” and requests TRANSPARENCY requirements on their MODERATION PRACTICE". Enough said !!!!!!
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UPDATE MAY 2022 > THEY EVEN REMOLD RATING VOTING RIGHT: i just discovered this fact today, after nearly 20 YEARS of being a user ... so maybe OLD IMDB was already like that but i'm just stunned to learn that the IMDB RATING for any production isn't MATHEMATICS but an HIDDEN TAMPERING! they explain their fraud like this: " although we accept and consider all votes received by users, not all votes have the same impact. When unusual voting activity is detected, an alternate weighting calculation may be applied in order to preserve the reliability of our system. To ensure that our rating mechanism remains effective, we do not disclose the exact method used to generate the rating". Nowadays, we know this argument very well: REALITY IS NOT WHAT WE WANT FOR YOU - WE WANT TO PROTECT YOU - SO WE BUILD A FAKE REALITY FOR A BETTER WORLD EVEN IF WE HAVE TO STOMP LAW, CANCEL FACTS, FORBID ACCESS ... for an example: a movie can look good for IMDB (rating 5) while users find it poor (Arithmetic 4,5 - Median 3,5). As i have already said about reviews, this site displays only its opinions, looks for docile contributors ONLY and ignore everyone else !!!!
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- DirectorDave NavarroStarsMarco BanderasAudrey BitoniLisa Daniels# 53
I remember that this NEW IMDB censored the original because i implied that awful Dave Navarro hasn't his back dry. Yeah! That's an insult and i punch right where its hurts! But i wanted to put things right : a rock star directing porn is a terrible decline for a civilization and above all, the guy is totally hypocritical: he says he doesn't care about porn, doesn't watch them but why did he direct one so? Just to fuck girls, i think! And when you see his movie, it's dirty, violent, he technically doesn't direct just stroll somoking and drinking between sets where cast is fucking! What a charming guy !!! - StarsSandrine QuétierLaurent OurnacJean-Marc Généreux# 42
NEW IMDB censored this one because i wrote that the only worth watching moment of this boring show (WTF to watch forgotten celebs dancing?) was this introduction with Karine Ferri as she wears a ultra sexy dress that fits her curvy body! And yes, for a show about legs, hers are amazing! - StarsNikos AliagasKarine FerriJenifer Bartoli# 42
Same feelings as with Dancing with the stars, listed above: NEW IMDB censored this one because i wrote that this show of singers contest was appalling (as like singing was the best talent in the world because all shows are about this!). In that context, Karine who is a terrible host with no talent, fun, was the only reason to watch because we can explore her marvelous bosom in her night gowns! - DirectorGeorges LautnerStarsJean-Paul BelmondoJean DesaillyCyrielle ClairVictim of a plot which has resulted in his imprisonment in a Central African jail for two years, a French secret agent arrives in Paris to settle accounts.MOVIE > Marie-Christine Descouard
I have never understood why NEW IMDB censored this one as it was a review translated from my mainstream account and there, OLD IMDB has validated it! In short, a amazing political spy movie worthy of Ludlum, XIII sets in France with a classic score from Morricone and really charming scenes with MCD playing a high profile callgirl for african head of state! - DirectorAlain DelonRobin DavisStarsAlain DelonAnne ParillaudFrançois PérierJacques Darnay (A. Delon) is caught and convicted of stealing diamonds and the murder of a jeweler. Although not guilty, the prisoner has served eight years. The jewels are not found so Jacques, after his release from prison, follows Inspector Rouxel (P. Mondy), and other criminals who are interested in where the prey.MOVIE > Marie-Christine Descouard
I remember that the review was joking about the fact this sexy french actress had been nude with the big names french actors of the 70-80s: then Bébel with the movie above and next Alain Delon here! I also said that women were much charming then than now because they were much natural, less sophisticated... - DirectorAsia ArgentoStarsAsia ArgentoJean ShepardHerbert FritschA young Italian actress embarks on a self-destructive spree of sex, drugs and other excess while doing some soul searching to find the path for redemption.# 13
I liked this one because it was a big proof of #metoo hypocrysy: so this Asia Agento says she was abused by big Miramax pig but being nude on screen for a lesbian scene with Selen is for the sake of art and not of lubricity ! What a laugh! - DirectorBackey JakicStarsLaura AngelConny DachsNicole Hauser# 18
a fantastic porn movie from Laura Angel as she has hot scenes with her 2 best male partners: white Steve Holmes and Black Franco Roccaforte! It was Laura at her best, 100% excited and exciting, with cold, hot look and amazing skills in a lavish production (yatch, limousine)... - DirectorJesse BlackStarsAmber NevadaAmarna MillerSienna Day# 32
Couples are invited in a modern mansion to have sex! I watched this one for Amber and as it happens very very rarely, another girl arrives and steals the show! here it's the english babe Ava Austen: not the young blonde teen or big boobies monstruosities that pollute the adult world but a MILF who have words, skills and beauty to charm every one! - DirectorSebastianStarsShawnee CatesDon FernandoLeanna Foxxx# 28
This one comes from an old era when porn movies look like family super 8, with no money, no clothes, no sets ... so nothing except dedicated cast and then sexy natural babes! This one features the excellent PJ Sparxx and the stupid director manages to spotlight her unique ass-et in the backdoor moment! Horrible choice ... - DirectorHolly RandallSuze RandallStarsAnais AlexanderBen EnglishJustine Joli# 53
This one has young cuty dark Sasha Grey for an old Suze Randall production ! I have always liked more Earl Miller but SR was also a skilled photographer who knew how to put a atmosphere: here Sasha discovers every combination (man, women, soft, fetish, black) and if it's not that much arousing, at least, the release was hard work! - DirectorKelly HollandStarsTaylor HayesDayton RainsRenee LaRue# 60
another boring Vivid movie from the never tired but much uninspired Toni English ... still with Taylor Hayes a bit more fit and in shape this time ... sadly have sex with the terrible blondes shagger and 10 cents latino, Bobby Vitale, the one ball man ... 100% expandable! - DirectorLee TamahoriStarsNick NolteMelanie GriffithJennifer ConnellyIn 1950's Los Angeles, a special crime squad of the LAPD investigates the murder of a young woman.# 03
I remember that my declined review had 2 arguments:
1) the decadence of today Hollywood: before you got mainstream movies, erotic movies (a little nudity) and porn movies (a lot of sex): today mainstream movies have become also erotic or porn: here, Jennifer has a full frontal and gets her big tits groped and licked by NN & JM ... It's sad to watch this...
2) the hypocrisy of METOO: so those brave and courageous actresses complain when a producer wants to have sex in the hotel room he meets her but they have nothing to say about themselves having sex with the cast and for the audience or spending their time almost nude when they get out! - DirectorStills By AlanStarsAbigail MacApril O'NeilKenna James# 58
It's maybe AON best picture: she is convincing in all scenes and feelings, she is sexy as ever with her black leather look. In addition, the story is very interesting as SciFi is not the usual theme for an adult movie; the effort to tie all videos from this production company (girlsway) into a coherent universe is challenging; the natural desert location are beautiful and this endless mansion looks a bit like TP Red Room but at the end, i felt bored ... As a heterosexual man (and not a lesbian women), i found that this Still by Alan is a really poor director: all the sex scenes fall flat as they are all identical, repetitive: the female pair starts by slow, slow, slow kissing (but just lips and in no way tongues) then one gets downs to lick the other pussy. After the climax, they change and it happens again. The framing is awful (either too close, either too far but never at the best distance) so honestly it's very hard to get hard! It's all the more disappointing that all the babes are beautiful and talented but to limit them in this slow licking business is indeed wasting talents! - StarsAthinaBrandy SmilePROMO > bRANDY SMILE
As i have already written before, i like femdom videos because it's the easiest sexgame: nothing to do, just follow orders... however, to be exciting, it must be rude (just barks but no blood) and for that you have to pick a good mistress: here Brandy is awesome: she has a hot body, appropriate outfit (a dark see trough black leather dress) and tools (whip, strapon) and the essential, a dark attitude. With her red lips and brown, she was a bit look-alike for Karine Ferri #42. She plays with her maid in a Barbie bedroom. It's a bit short and sometimes too close-up but overall, i ask for more like this! - DirectorGreg LanskyStarsTori BlackBree DanielsTali Dova# 38
The Joss Lescaf Show (chaud :) I discovered beautiful Apolonia with this movie: She fits in my definition of sexy babes: small brunette! I like the fact she is 100% natural and thus even her egg dishes tits are cute! I think this is also of the first movie that Greg Lansky production started to choose paradise and vacation settings: so here the beach sequence with white sand is a good relaxing, peaceful scene. Her partner is BBC french Lescaf! Maybe it's because of his nationality but he is less pushy and brutal than his american colleagues. And in addition,he is a lucky bastard because he heats up again after with Tori! This time, it's in a Hollywood house with pool: Tori is as sexy as ever and shows her beautiful fit and natural body: Tori excites me as she reminds me of British actress Keira Knightley: her white skin mixes well with Josh one in their white bedroom but the video is still a bit disappointing because sex acrobatics are focused instead of seduction time... - DirectorJacky St. JamesStarsGia PaigeReena SkyChanell HeartWhen Charlotte returns home, she is haunted by memories of a past affair with her stepfather, and it doesn't help that her attraction to him is stronger than ever. Desperate to right past wrongs and determined to honor the deep love and admiration she has for her mother, Charlotte struggles to resist the growing temptation she feels for the only man that she can never have again.# 11 : not Reena usual burning hot performance
More accurately bad performance and/or chemistry with her male partner, the "other" McLane (see my # 48 babe to understand)... Here, Reena, not a daughter, has her dark hairs tainted violet, rather strange... She humps the guy, not her father, on a nice wood kitchen table then on the sofa. Usually her partner is motivated by Reena energy and fire but this one stays flat and unconcerned... A bad pair in the questionable trend of American Porn, incest! What a shame... - DirectorStills By AlanStarsAnya OlsenReagan FoxxReena Sky# 11 : Reena's good influence
It's one the best lesbian video done by Reena! It starts right from the start as Reena circles her hose in a amazing white pants and red top! Next, she teaches a lesson to her daughter friend, Adria. But they are surprised by the arrival of the daughter, Cassidy. Sure she joins them and Reena carefully avoids her in the next session but after a time, she is so excited that she did with Cassidy too: at this moment, her glance says ut all and Reena becomes excited as never before. At the closing moment, with soft kisses, you can see that Reena has got a tremendous climax as us, the watchers! - DirectorStills By AlanStarsMorgan LeeBridgette B.Angela Sommers# 11 + # 17 : the masseuse(s)
I agree: the theme of lesbian massage is really limited: it's hard to conceive a story as it's always the same setting: 2 naked women and a table! All the more than the positions are limited because of the table! To get something hot, it's up to the performers and here with Reena and Celeste has masseuses, the content is exciting! Those babes are really 2 different flavors but they share the same aggressive attitude: they really like to take charge and as they are beautiful and skilled, it's really a great moment to support them! Visually, the two stories are also opposite: Reena does the job in a luminous room while Celeste is in a dark room and for both of them, the light suits very well their actions! - DirectorStills By AlanStarsDahlia SkyCadence LuxSyren De Mer# 11 : sin city, a dame to kill for
I like Reena performance here: she enjoys fragile blonde Dahlia in an amazing setting: her dark attitude is nicely matched with the background as the two have fun by night and in a full windowed Vegas penthouse. So Reena climaxes with Vegas skylights around here and it's really XXI century porn! And for sure, you can tell it's Vegas because it's very different from NYC: no tall skyscrapers but very illuminated hotels and city! - DirectorStills By AlanBree MillsStarsRiley ReidKendra JamesCassidy Klein# 11 : bewitched
I like this one because once again, Reena dark attitude is nicely sets up: for 80s geek, she looks like the evil sorceress Conan met at the beginning: electric hairs, dark eyes, cooking potions, a ghostly robe... so when small Riley tumbles on her mansion by night, you are sure to have a wild, hot and exciting moment! It has also the feel of X-files so that's when porn matters when the action speaks to you on a personal level... - DirectorDiane KurysStarsLambert WilsonMichèle LaroqueJean-Hugues AngladeAfter reading his brother Alberto's autobiographical book in which he accuses him of blatant cynicism and treason, TV reality producer Raphaël decides to invite him and all the gang of friends he used to belong to to his beautiful villa in Marrakech. The official reason is the celebration of his forty-fifth birthday but this is only a pretext. A major conflict is inevitable...# 05 : just for Zoe & Morocco locations
A french movie with Laroque + Wilson + Palmade is a terrible turn-off for me as this trio is a good example of the french lazy, empty so called artistic class... Fortunately you see discover 2 beauties: Morocco locations for those who love dry, sunny country and for sure Zoe Felix: she has 2 hot scenes in which she gladly discovers her beautiful bossom: one gettting off a pool, the other in a bath... it's funny to notice that the both are always tied for sexy stuff: just google them and you see a hot result for a festival over there in 2012... - DirectorAlain PayetStarsZara WhitesLea MartiniKate More# 25 : not the greatest show on earth!
A very disappointing movie: Payet, the director is known for his bizarre, extravaganza but here doing an adult movie in the circus world falls flat. The production is very cheap, the cast is not under the spotlight and the costumes and locations are pretty ridiculous: I expected something torrid with Zara and it's about clowns... the last scene with Lea in a junkyard says it all... - DirectorPaul ThomasStarsAsia CarreraMickey G.Tia Bella# 22 : getting paid for ... dance !
Well i didn't know this term "taxi dancer": today it would be like hostess! Sure at the beginning, Tia is dancing in a dark club (maybe the same one as the one used in her another movie directed by Paul Thomas, Masseuse 3) but her highlight here is her outdoor scene with a stud: the pool is unusual, looking like a jungle with rocks and tree and Tia is dressed with leopard stuff: the hot stuff is quite normal but Tia really excels with her mouth and fingers, if you see what i mean... Honestly not a future classic but not a ready to garbage too! - DirectorDavid LockardStarsSerenityDevinn LaneStephanie Swift# 21 : it's rather Love Sleep !
OK there are sexy babes (Olivia, Devinn), the picture is good quality, the production is not ridiculous with this well furnished mansion, the spy-cam idea is cool and the SFX are done with taste but on a hot scale, the result is pretty cold: Olivia is served in a bathroom but she has no reactions: Maybe it's her partner Mark Davis who lacks attention but he would have pumped a doll, it would have been the same. Devinn is only exciting with her dominatrix outfit but this lesbian moment is rather long and useless, and one more time, the partner fails to be in the game. At the end, the sex is sluggish and not good! - DirectorMaitresse MadelineStarsAlejandroDaisy DucatiMona Wales# 68 : except the lingerie, everything else is OK
This is a fine Gothic femdom session starring one of the best mistress, Daisy Ducati. The rat, a man, is trapped in a sort of dungeon, not much lighted. Daisy has a good partner with blonde Mona Wales and the pair uses all the tools: whip, wax, strap-on ... The only lack of taste is the mistress outfit: Daisy is dressed in white like a future bride while Mona has a poor sheer black lingerie that's not fit with her bony body :( - DirectorSkeeter KerkoveStarsTera PatrickBriana BanksVanessa Lane# 19 : between 2 hot Penthouse pets
I like this one because it's full of energy and appetite from those 2 sexy girls, Briana and Tera, but the essential comes from the locations: the scenes happens in an hacienda painted with vivid colors, with palms and there's an exceptional garden up in the hills that gives an extraordinary point of view of the region.. You don't see this usually with Vivid movies and it's a terrific way to get interested in the action! - DirectorMarc DorcelStarsLaure SainclairAnne SophiaKate MoreSophie runs away from home and from her husband Claude. She meets a beautiful and young lady: the Foscari Marquise.# 43 : back to boring France
Laure had 2 periods with Dorcel movies: her beginning in Hungary with exciting movies and cast; her finish in France with the boss himself directing movies: those ones are pretty dull because the Boss has limited country bourgeois taste: his farm in the country and old costumes ... maybe you see one but the next one, you sleep: here Laure scenes are pretty bad: she has just one lesbian scene outdoor after a riding promenade: it's not enough and in addition totally flat ... Maybe for a non french, there is an appeal as it really smells french culture 100% but for a french like me, it's lost time! - DirectorKelly HollandStarsJanine LindemulderTia BellaJohnnie Black# 22 : movie next box
The usual 2K Vivid quality delivered by homemade director (Kelly Holland) = bad movie ... Ok there is a plot, sexy girls (at least Tia) but the final product is not at all exciting: Tia has 2 scenes: the straight one is flat (on a couch by night); the lesbian one is a bit hotter but why inside a factory ??? I expect a porn movie to arouse me and this one fails to do that! - DirectorScotty FoxStarsAnnabelle DayneJon DoughBrittany Fox# 09 : excellent Jenteal lesbian foursome !
So this is a g/g/g/g scene... OK the scene seems to have nothing to do with the movie as it's a story of a cruise boat; then there is a rescue of a man pushed on the beach by the waves but why her savior thinks to that foursome at this instant, i can't fathom, all the more than those babes are not on the boat! I used to write that lesbian threesome are hard to direct so here with one more girl, it's even more difficult: however the scene is totally exciting: the girls have fun in a shower stall with blue and white mosaic. Those colors fit the scene very well as they blend nicely with the blonde of skin and hairs. The space is rather small so the girls are stuck together for their care. It's an early Jenteal movie and she is truly awesome: her small Perry tits, her well curved bottom and her delicate face. She is the kind of plaything of all older women and she is totally cute having fun with them. A must see for all Jenteal fans! - DirectorSalvo Di LibertoStarsLaura AngelKarl BenVeronica Carso# 18 : a cheap copy of Enigma that was already a cheap copy of Sex Shots
It's the same content as the movie Enigma with the same director and starring Laura Angel except her male partner here is not David Perry.
That's why i copy my old review for Enigma as i can't tell the difference between the two movies:
So "This movie has the same atmosphere than the brilliant Sex Shots from Antonio Adiamo already starring Laura: a dark appartment, design furnitures, TV screens and frame editings, black and white, slow motion... But if the result was exciting in the above movie, here it falls totally flat: Indeed Laura has a pretty weak partner, David Perry who seems to have always as energy as a sleeping cat! So they slam peacefully on a sofa and it's boring"...
Maybe the only evolution comes from her male partner who is more interested but that's really to say something... - DirectorBrad ArmstrongDyanna LaurenStarsDyanna LaurenKaitlyn AshleyDebi DiamondThe "1995 Checkmate World Champions-ip" ends with the announcement of the Black Queen's victory over the White Queen by the contest's Announcer. It's a long, hard on contest, in which there are a large number of chess moves by Knights, Bishops and Pawns, all intent on deep penetration of the others openings. Swishing royal couples will come at the climax of the story.# 29 - # 62 : a bit like HP or TP
The idea of playing a chess game with real people is a good fantasy: here indeed the set, props and costumes are well done but it's an adult movie and in that expectation, i'm very disappointed: the play between White Queen and Black Pawn that is to say lesbian action between Dyanna and Felecia is totally flat: you expect this scene to be explosive and nothing happens! The worst is to come with the final battle: the director playing the Black King attacks Dyanna: at the end, he attacks her backdoor and guess what he is shooting: his own head!!! So it's badly filmed, with not an once of erotica so it's totally useless as a porn movie! - DirectorJoe D'AmatoStarsSelenKelly TrumpGina Rome# 13 : wild wild west
This movie is AKA Raw and Naked. As a Joe d'Amato movie, i pay attention because he is a great story teller and put hot scenes in meaningful places: here it's the west with the orange sun, dusty roads, hacienda ... For those who saw it, it's the same atmosphere as in Lynch Cowboy & Frenchman, sort of... Selen is in blonde here and is not dressed for winter for sure ... The scenes look like more an erotic movie... Maybe i would ask for more but this movie is so much styled than it rests in memory.. - DirectorRichard MailerStarsDashaLady ZoomMili JayA young couple is on a dream vacation in Europe. The husband wakes up in their hotel room one morning and discovers that his wife is missing. Fearing that she's been kidnapped, he searches the city for her, and when he winds up in the city's wild sexual underground, he begins to suspect that there's more to her "disappearance" than he believed.# 65 : Dasha beauty is not an illusion
At this time, 2004, Dasha was truly a stunning blonde babe, among the most sexy ever. This cheap movie is not bad with its story like Taken ... It has the advantage here that the cast is real family (Dillon was Dasha husband). Their scenes sounds like true and are very energetic, along a few bloopers as well. If you don't know this Dasha, take a look here and you will be totally charmed! - DirectorKelly HollandStarsJohnnie BlackTaylor HayesDerrick Lane# 63 : twin movie of Dangerous Lady
When i watched this one, i thought i had a second copy for this another Vivid movie: same Taylor, same Director, same Vince, same boat, same house (cushions and curtains are exactly identical!). I had to watch again Dangerous Lady and yes, it's indeed two different movies but that looks the same ... I suppose they were shot back to back... Honestly the result is the same too, really mediocre: Taylor is painful with only skin to bones and this JE / KH is totally uninspired when shooting porn: i'm sure you have as screening time of their backs or their holes than for the action ... You can skip easily this one and i you can, the other too!! - DirectorHervé BodilisStarsClaire CastelNikita BellucciLuna RivalBeing a good wife requires a few sacrifices... « Obey : surrender to one's will, execute an order ». These young couples who wanted to experiment new sensations decide to spice up their sex lives by playing new perverse games.# 10 - # 40 : Ines OK but Claire AWFUL
This new serie is called lust and i look for my dictionary to check what it means exactly : so it's a Christian sin and it means an endless appetite for sex : it doesn't say that you have to be rich or that women are limited to be sex toys ! However, this new stinker from Dorcel is limited to this way of life : it's funny to notice that they call it chic porn but they are just ugly behind their nice suits, condos, lingerie and cars. I'm just appalled that pigs copulating with nice women, with not feelings, dialogues can inspire desire! So Ines segment is the best : with her voyeur husband, she seduces the hotel clerk in their bedroom. Claire segment is totally empty and makes no sense or desire: a silly dark garage group fuck. Small brunette with diamond blue eyes Mya Lorenn segment was not that bad: She dominates the tall blonde Kimberly as reactive as a Barbie toy. and all the rest just dispensable ! - DirectorScotty FoxStarsAlicyn SterlingP.J. SparxxBuck AdamsVampire Collin Branburg puts the bite on Victoria Black, turning an eager but unwitting woman into a creature of the night. But when the vain Victoria discovers that she no longer has a reflection in the mirror, she is propelled on a course of revenge and vampires erotica.# 28 : even more green than you can think!
This is an old vintage classic porn so when you watch them now, the quality is absolutely not HD, 4K, etc... It's rather blurry with slobbery colors, usually green! Here the old age has begun but it's even more visible than the action takes place in a house (studio set) with green painted walls and with even green bedsheets! For sure, this vampire production is cheap and has no money so maybe this green touch was to make the atmosphere uneasy! Anyway, the movie is not awful with a almost newcomer named PJ Sparxx, the victim of sexy vampire, Alycin Sterling whose dark look fits well to this night terror! - DirectorFred J. LincolnStarsChasey LainVanessa ChaseAlex JordanAbused wife develops a sexually dominant alter ego.# 07 : Don't be fooled by the cover !
On it, you have an ultra sexy Chasey in BDSM outfit so you think that the movie features Chasey as a dark, abusing mistress !
Well, not: at least she is a rebel wife but that's all! All her 3 house sex scenes are very quick and she does all the bases: straight, lesbian, threesome. In all of them, she has nice outfit and make up but the temp is not rising hot. It's true that you can't link rationally her story but in the same time, she is just splendid as a bored, abused house wife and the house is cozy. As a lot of critics, i'm disappointed and feel cheated because there was enormous space to do better and more! - DirectorMichael ZenStarsT.T. BoyJon DoughFelecia# 09 - 29 - 62 : starLUST !
This serie is really bizarre: fulls on whigs, dazzling outfits, computer colors and effects, psychedelic sets... it looks like someone who is stoned ... here Jenteal and Dyanna have a threeway with peeping photographer Melissa Hill, dressed with pink latex dress... Next, Jenteal wakes up with servant Felecia who gives her truly hot shower ... while an inflatable big dick (that looks like a giant banana) checks her lingerie! It doesn't makes sense at all but it's rather funny and Jenteal is at her best, solid acting and awesome action! Her shower with Felecia ranks among the best hot scene she shot ever!! - StarsJenna JamesonJustin SterlingKrystal Steal# 19 - 56 - 61 : Jenna loves all her friends
At this time, 2006, Jenna was at the peak of her beauty and reigned truly as the Porn queen: her website was awesome and all her productions were nasty and exciting. This video is a compilation of the content of her site: so Jenna gets help from all her friends that she loves in other videos: Briana Banks, Krystal Steal, Nikita Denise and so on ... The sex is really hot as the partners are full of energy. Sure there is no story only vignettes stuck together: Brianna and Krystal plays in a fountain; Nikita and Jenna plays in a dirty factory... It's filmed like today music videos, very colored, fast cut and everything ... It's not art porn, porn-chic or similar: it's rough and raw and honestly, nobody has taken her throne... - DirectorTom ByronStarsBriana BanksCassandraCalli Cox# 19 : Yeah! only for Briana
At this time, this new trend of porn movie was called Gonzo but we call it now Cam show or similar as movie trademarks are stripped of everything: characters, dialog, sets, costumes and story ... There is only people left who put their private time in video. Here Briana does the thing with her then boyfriend, Bobby Vitale, the NB man who shags only blondes! The scene appears to happen in their condo and Briana starts with a strip from her black leather catsuit. Next, she has changed in short jeans and Bobby is quick to take them. I agree that this Briana is awesome, with her look, her energy, her titanic bosom and her all around availability! - DirectorBruno BarretoStarsEric StoltzJennifer ConnellyDermot MulroneyA rich and famous writer of trash novels is shot and the killer suicides. A golden boy reporter gets the story 30 minutes later. He investigates the disturbed killer, his cute sister and rich parents for a "why".# 03 : An heart attack:
I saw this movie with no subtitles so it usually prevents me to connect except if the movie is exceptional which isn't the case here ! It's about a reporter who investigates a crime for which the killer has been found because he killed himself after the assassination! For that meaningless job, he stalks his wealthy family and meets Jen who will use her charm to disrupt it ! For that, she dresses with expensive wardrobe and shows some skin. Well, if you find some interest here, good for you because because I find that story totally flat and uninteresting ! Worst, added to Jen, the cast is well loaded with Mr. Price, Macy but the movie just stalls right from the start with this awful script that leads anywhere! - DirectorAngela RobinsonStarsLuke EvansRebecca HallBella HeathcoteThe story of psychologist William Moulton Marston, and his polyamorous relationship with his wife and their mistress who would inspire his creation of the superheroine, Wonder Woman.Not expected to put it there!
I thought it was a normal mainstream movie with Rebecca while in fact it's another turkey of lesbian romance formatted by Hollywood: so you know how it works : the couple tries a threesome, the woman finds it cool, then can't stand it anymore; the passion scenes are just eyes candy for men; the production is horrible, the actor is hollow and the so acclaimed higher learning world is just a debauchery zone... It's sad to watch Rebecca playing the lesbian agenda for her career like all the A list actresses ... As i often wrote here i resent this blur in today cinema in which depraved sexual games are the primal interest ... The only thing that i keep is that for a lady who always appears distinguished, Rebecca seems to really enjoy kissing girl !! - DirectorPaul ThomasStarsSunny LeoneDaisy MarieMikayla Mendez# 14 : she had been deflowered:
Ah Sunny ! One of the most charming Pet, hot performer, sweet character and solid Bollywood actress! I can't fathom that this movie has been shot 13 years before anyway it has been a pleasure to meet again Sunny at her beginning... For me, this one has 2 great appeals: 1) the cinematography: for a story involving a gardener, it's cool that the movie has a amazing orange light, as the soil: The bed is in wood, the sofa is beige and the sun is firing behind the windows, so Sunny and friends are always bathed in shadows or orange light! 2) Sunny has a strap-on which is always top notch for her fans and that adds even more sexiness to her threesome! - DirectorJohan NijenhuisStarsGeorgina VerbaanDaan SchuurmansKatja SchuurmanThe story about a wild week at the Spanish coast. Romance at the beach, competition on the dance floor. Salty water, sweet kisses...# 30 : The Summer of all Fears (DVD)
Sea, sex and sun are the dreams of millions but they left me flat. So I expected to watch a dull movie even tough it casts Katja Schuurman, my favorite VJ since her host at MTV "So 90's".
The first ten minutes proved me right. It looks like it's a sequel because the characters aren't introduced. But after, I was wrong.
It's a very paced movie with a solid script. Behind clichés, there are some values as backbone: love is from the heart not the eyes, friends stand together, the social unrest of dutch youth which is champions in vacations and terrible losers back home!
Personally, I found the "ugly" character pretty sympathetic and original It's a pity that Katja plays a bitch because she has too much to give!
As I found the DVD while my Belgium stay, I can't see the following show here in France so I recommend it anyway! - DirectorMarc CushmanStarsTiffany StarTony De SergioCarmen McCarthyA serious look at how men can be more successful with women.# 41 - # 67 : Penthouse is not more what it used to be !
Gone the Gucciones at the production and in this new decade, the Penthouse movies started falling and they never reach the top again... Sure the Pets are still sexy, here with Taylor Vixen & Zoe Britton ... But so far, Penthouse offered hot and raunchy content in amazing places while now, it's just two girls licking each other around a pool. At a time, when other mags & website just shots full range, the new board at Penthouse chose to retreat: If this is not a quality loss, i don't know what to say else! - DirectorWesley EmersonStarsAllysin ChaynesMisty DawnFelecia# 29 : means 100% women so!
Porn movies are discredited but nobody notices their modernity: well before today, they invented brand movies (here it's volume 26 and don't count on me to speak about continuity) and also they promoted a 100% women cast (what has to say MeeToo?)... Anyway, this one has an amazing Felecia, then and still today the Lesbian Queen! Her intensity she put in her two scenes isn't matched: with her usual friend redhead Melissa Hill but foremost with Randi Rage: She put a strap-on and really focuses to give her the max! Frankly, a hot lesbian movie that motivates to pick the following numbers! - DirectorPaul ThomasStarsBarbara DareVictoria ParisSteve VegasA famous stripper tires of the "high life" and moves to a small town to find out what real living is like.# 34 : two babes in the woods
For one time, we have an inspired porn movie as it's about living big cities and trying a country experience. That's why Barbara Dare have a stroll in the woods with her friend Deidre. They finally make out inside a big tree. It's very bucolic, natural & sensual and when porn finds this authenticity, they are an incredible experience! - DirectorPatrice CabanelStarsOvidieMaeva ExcelRenata Rey# 63 : a crime!
Our french gothic porn babe, Ovidie, never wanted to be the New Dorcel Girl for which art porn reduces women to sex toys. So Ovidie did a lot of movies for less famous producers which means also less budget. This is clear here: the movie is supposed to be a cop movie but the precinct is just a table, with files and typewriter and a few posters about France on the wall. As in addition, the movie is atrociously shot without any inspiration and even a little of talent, this is not a recommandation. - DirectorBen AffleckStarsBen AffleckRebecca HallJon HammA proficient group of thieves rob a bank and hold an assistant manager hostage. Things begin to get complicated when one of the crew members falls in love with her.MOVIE: Worth it !
Another Rebecca Hall movie that falls here which proves one more time that this actress has indeed a huge magnetic appeal! Unlike Marston, this movie is in addition very well done and thus gripping which is a big surprise in relation to a story over used by the genre (the last criminal act of crooks with heart!). People talk about Heat, the Departed but i think it's closer to Carlito's Way... So if the action offers nothing new, the movie is however over the top because the directing is indeed very inspired (so this Ben Affleck knows to do everything: writer, actor, director ..) and also because the cast is astounding: discovering gentle Bilbo as a tough and violent thug proves that this one has great talent! Rebecca is really convincing (and sexy still in missionary)... To wrap and tie all this, the setting in Boston and Irish community is a welcome change from NYC or LA ... - DirectorRalph ParfaitStarsChasey LainTia BellaAsia Carrera# 22 : Prefer the Panther!
This should have been an extraordinary lesbian all star movie as it reunites Tia Bella, Felecia, Chasey Lain & Jill Kelly, so nearly all the best babes at this time ! and this movie is just a big flop!
The movie begins with Tia entertaining Coral Sands in a well furnished kitchen but the scene is awfully shot: either against the sun so the action happens in a black hole, so in full light and the girls looks like they had a really intensive tan! And for sure, kitchen love, near the fridge and the sink isn't that hot!
I pushed to Felecia scenes: but as the movie is about female cops, she is always in uniform so clothed love is not more hot either...
I agree: it's a bad movie! - DirectorDroombeeldKayden KrossLaurent SkyStarsApolonia LapiedraNaomi SwannMarley Brinx# 38 : summer lovers
Sea, sex and sun would fit also ... It's true that the greek landscape where sky & sea are confounded is beautiful. So the title could also apply to the locations... From all the scenes, my vote is cast for Apolonia, this dark spanish beauty. Honestly, all the others left me cold.. So if the production is artsy and have money, the inspiration is deeply lacking, proof that good ideas can't be bought by money. In other words, there is absolutely no efforts to tell a story, everything is told by a voice over in 2 minutes. So it's just sex for sex, without feelings but with acrobatics. That's why this kind of porn reaches quickly hard limitation: you watched 4 times the same action so it's quickly boring and much repetitive. In addition, except Apolonia, the others girls are rather ugly, so this is a disappointing volume in a average serie... - DirectorKelly HollandStarsJentealJill KellyCrystal Breeze# 09 : a movie about a movie ...
A neighbor welcomes a production inside his nice wooden white home with pool ..Usually i don't like this kind of movie because it's level 0 of writing: it's just about shooting around you! However i recognize the professionalism of this director and staff crew: they may not be inspired but they are solid and much more concerned about delivering a fine product than nearly all adults production of today! In addition, Jenteal looks totally sexy here between her black leather pants, jeans shorts and small dress! Sure those are not her hottest scene but she delivers cool acting too and it's a good moment with her. - DirectorSeymore ButtsStarsSeymore ButtsTom ByronMark Davis# 31 - # 60 : TushyRaw
I added Taylor Hayes in the cast but i understand why she wasn't here originally because she just do nothing! Next, i forward to Alisha Klass scenes and i must say that this video is not among her best: sure it's great to discover her at home, filmed live in her big mansion: Indeed she has such amazing skills and spirit to do the raunchy thing! But what a poor cameran this Seymore ! I never understood why he didn't PAUSE his camera while running stairs, opening doors, reading, etc ... More fundamentally, i can't fathom his ongoing habit to close-up on holes and toys or to show his male friends! Here he has 2 natural beauties and honestly you see them (body shots or faces) just a bit, quickly between genital or buddy shots ! Very strange ???? - DirectorJohn LeslieStarsJoey SilveraKrysti LynnJon Dough# 09 - # 29 : Failed meet
Again a movie about hardcore hallucinations: in this one, we have a threesome between a stud, Jenteal & Felecia wearing a strap-on! It could have been one of the hottest scene around but the result is highly disappointing: the action happens in a derelict house, typically the american haunted house but it's shot against the sun! In other words, the picture is dirty and it's hard to notice anything. Next, the camera is never still, the director follows whatever he finds. The result is totally bad, hardly arousing and the promise has failed! The director had a exceptional opportunity and he missed it with big errors! - DirectorGreg LanskyStarsFlash BrownJade JantzenJoss LescafThe eighth installment in the Blacked: Black and White series.# 44 : collateral damage
I watch this video for Natasha Nice: here she has a MFF threesome. Not bad as this serie production has for trademarks large body shots in luminous, clear, white rooms. In a way, it's the best of two worlds: Big beauty Natasha and lesbian play. The bonus would be MF scene with another boobs queen, Lena Paul but here's it's very conventional ... and the 2 other babes are quickly forgotten! - DirectorStills By AlanStarsAngela WhiteKeisha GreyLena Paul# 44 : not relief ...
This studio says it all : Fantasy Massage! But honestly you have seen 1 segment, you have watched all of them as it's again, over and over, the same repetitive lesbian action on the message table!
I pick the one with Lena Paul: she is the masseuse. I expected that it would be burning hot but except the purple curtain that reminds me of Twin Peaks lodge, i get bored: The filmmaker who also operates for the Girlsway studio has a restricted view of sapphic love: i urge him (and IMDB users) to watch the old french Emmanuelle movies and he will saw what's a true lesbian massage! - DirectorManuel FerraraStarsLena PaulIvy LebelleLuna Star# 44 : that's it: the usual nag action marketed as exceptional
There is nothing legendary in this flick: as mainly all adult movies nowadays, no story, no characters, no sets (here it's just a big sofa on a luminous living room, probably in the house of the actor/director/producer), no chemistry and thus no excitement! it's just raw sex, athletic action, non senseless hardcore, and filmed as much as there is a female partner! Just wonder who can watch it in length ??? I just picked Lena Paul's segment and except her baroque attitude, it's a hole ... Let it alone and skip it! - DirectorSteve GoldenbergStarsLexi BelleMelissa JacobsAngie StevensonMr. Hammer, a private detective, is hired to find a monster terrorizing a nudist colony and his wife is very eager to tag along.# 45 : Miss Savage could be another one (...monster...)
Well, the movie title is funny and the plot it implies is original with indeed a nudist camp to set a adult movie. As it's for TV, it means no explicit hardcore just nudity but i don't mind as usually hardcore productions are nowadays boring filming holes in close-ups. So here you have at last views of the cast and with Lexi Belle as a colonist, it's pretty arousing as Lexi is a cool & sexy girl. However if other girls are also Pet girls, the dreadful Angie Savage is symbolic of what happened to porn: with big fake boobs and plastic face with lift skin and big lips, she is just ugly! Honestly she would propose me, i say No! Instead of helping desire, she is just repulsive and those kind of blondes Frankenstein are just swarming in porn: In the 90s and early 2K, porn stars looked like models but today it's a contest to be the more ugliest ever! Beurk, nightmare visions! - DirectorViv ThomasStarsFeleciaKatieAva Lustra# 29 : it's wet because of the swimming pool
This collection of lesbian vignettes pairs Felecia with Kerry: they play on a red towel around a deep blue swimming pool with white walls. So the location is really paradise. The action is pretty hot because we have large shot of Felecia's amazing curves and the positions are really exciting! A really good movie about lesbian love! - DirectorFerdinand HillmanStarsLaura AngelHorst BaronConny Dachs# 18 : La viuda
Laura Angel plays the widow of a rich man who has been killed. With their hot scene in the Jacuzzi together, i thought he rather died of pleasure and exhaustion as this moment is totally hot. For sure, after, Laura has a lot of new propositions and that means also new partners for sex! It's a bit disappointing that Laura has only 2 scenes of action but they are just perfect too as Laura was really on top of her beauty and skills! Deutsche Qualitat ! - DirectorLucas RileyStarsElizabeth HildenLevena HolmesGina LaMarcaEight incredible Penthouse Pets are throwing a party and you're invited! They'll take you through their weekend of fun and share those private moments that you've come to love from Penthouse Video. Your fantasies will come alive with the Penthouse Pets at their one-of-a-kind party.PROMO > POTY 1997 !
This is a Penthouse video from its golden age 1995-2005: back then, the brand magazine offered month after month stunning models while actually Penthouse has gone to the dogs with awful porn-stars and boring pictures! So here we have one of the most beautiful blonde ever, Elizabeth Ann Hilden! She pleases herself on a red collection car (an Excalibur for those who knows it!) and she truly gives her viewers all of her charm & eroticism! For the new generation that is not aware of such quality, take a look at the roots! - DirectorSalvo Di LibertoStarsMandy BrightSandra IronLaura Angel# 18 : Laura Angel P.I.
It's true: you see easily that this porn movie is Italian and that's about an investigation. The law office is well done: night, Venetian shades, ... Laura Angel chats about the case with her guy and then they play all the bases. As Laura was at her prime, it's very good only a bit short. But for one time, you have also something to ponder about with this mystery! - DirectorJohn B. RootStarsNoel AkchoteRaffaëla AndersonAngelique# 21 : Inhibition 01/10
Well, despite all the praise, this french porn movie leaves me cold. Its idea is to put the spotlight on the porn-stars with interviews and freedom to imagine their own scene. For example, Olivia del Rio teams up with Karen Lancaume to do a hot photo session in a condo. Except the fact that the condo has a beautiful and unusual mosaic bathroom, the sex is quite monotonous and honestly it's too much edited and cut to be really hardcore. It explains maybe its success: a very prude movie so everyone can watch it ... - DirectorGuy Ranieri SblatteroStarsLady DeeAmber NevadaBailey Ryder# 32 : 100% Sblattero
At least, this director has a recognizable style so that means he is not that bad: he shots in clean, luminous indoor, with the colored wardrobe cast fitted to the interior art. So here Amber Nevada plays strip poker at home with her friend Lady Dee. For sure, this one loses, she is half naked so that excites Amber who decides to make her love. Unfortunately, it's not very hot as Sblattero touch has two big flaws: his camera captures the back of his actresses; His camera frames the action between their bra and their panties so it's an endless lift, up and down, down and up, etc ... He doesn't know how to shoot the action in a wide screen or pay attention to the faces, their feelings ... Finally, it's watchable, but just and not at all a recommendation... - DirectorRobert RodriguezStarsRosa SalazarChristoph WaltzJennifer ConnellyA deactivated cyborg's revived, but can't remember anything of her past and goes on a quest to find out who she is.# 03 : if not for the sexy scene, a decade of stinkers for Jennifer!
If you take apart the biblical Noah, the last good movie with Jennifer i have seen was Virginia in 2010! Since then (and Noah applies), 12 movies in which she doesn't smile, she is cold embodied, unfaithful wife and strict mother, playing in stupid fairy-tales or unbelievable drama, well, a decade for nothing !!
This poor Alita doesn't change the course: maybe one half-four interesting (if you can stand this dreadful orange/blue composition) but next, 90 minutes of fights, fights, fights, violence, violence, violence .... and a story that literally stops.. If you didn't like SWI with the pod race, here you will happy ! It's a pity to think that so huge money, such high technology is used to do such brainless, childish entertainment!
In addition, the poster is just terribly insulting: a teen girl pointing a blade ! Is that what we want for our children ? This is our new role models ??? Well, very disappointed by James Cameron then !!!
So the only good moment here is mentioned in my summary, the half minute when Jenny lies on a bed in stockings!
NB: ... and i didn't comment about the silly idea to put Toons eyes on the actress !!! In short, this movie just a compendium of stupid things that never ends! - DirectorGregory DarkStarsJuli AshtonRebecca LordBarbara DollThe Devil's attempts to corrupt (or is it enlighten?) virginal Justine Jones are illustrated in eight bizarre vignettes.# 29 : The audience is damned for watching it!
At first, it may seem funny and cool with this Inferno looking like a toon cartoon but the colored costumes and video effect can't forgive a really bad shot movie. Here, despite you know you haven't, you have indeed the feeling to have pushed Forward on your remote as it's actually editing really fast!! Felecia is in black leather outfit with a strap-on for a lesbian orgy in hell and you catch ... nothing! We are indeed punished but we punish this bad movie with our ratings! - DirectorPaul ThomasStarsLori MichaelsBaileyTyce Bune# 65: except the boob job
This is an earlier Dasha movie as she has still her natural boobs, nice but indeed less round and smaller. The only interesting moment here is when she has a lesbian threesome in a bed with 2 blondes. Honestly, it's not hot or exciting: it's flatly edited and the fact that her friends are newcomers without flavors plumbs the mood. Another proof it's a bad movie: i'm the 1st one writing the review and rating it! Not a good omen! - DirectorBunny LuvStarsMick BlueTony De SergioSasha Grey# 53 : recognizable style
This movie is directed by inside director of Digital Playground for the late 2K, Bunny Luv AKA Celeste. Just watch the scene with Sasha Grey, I recognize her style that i have already met in the productions she did with Jana Cova:- luminous movie in modern mansion
- clothes blend with props and decoration
- sex action if not really hot at last effective
So, here Sasha plays with Mick Blue: she is dressed with a white see trough blouse and a grey skirt. So with her dark hair and bush, the action in this all white bedroom, contrats nicely and thus is easily watchable. - DirectorPaul ThomasStarsNikki DialMike HornerP.J. SparxxSex. Power. Sex. Power. Oh, did we mention sex? Alvy has a crush on the office secretary Meghan, played by Nikki Dial. When a major promotion is in the offing, the office politics start and the sexual power plays flourish. Explore the world of corporate sexual intrigue in Sex.# 28 : the title is maybe a bit too imprecise
It's funny to have this old Vivid porn flick with the title Sex. It's a bit like a writer chooses the title Book for a novel (by the way, Madonna did it too!). Anyway it's in old pots that great soups are brew and honestly this 26th years old movie is a great one: in that period, porn was about really making a movie, with a story pertinent to get the cast nude. It's not like today sexpisodes in which just athletic prowess is important. So the movie begins with a corporate business dinner and when the guests are left, PJ and her husband have a really hot session in their bed! And this is hot not only by the action but moreover by the fact that this cast plays for real. Next, the movie put the spotlight on Nikki Dial and it's still interesting. - DirectorCameron GrantStarsKaylan NicoleNick EastMarc WalliceA group of young women, all friends, gather for a formal dinner party. Soon the discussion gets around to their favorite sexual fantasies# 56 : great concept and direction
Originally, i picked this movie for Celeste and it's true that her lesbian orgy in the Gyno office is among the best threesome lesbian ever done! But as the sexpisodes are filmed based upon a dinner talk, the next featuring Jenna & Diva is also exciting: we have a young Jenna in a fetish leather outfit and it's a rare opportunity to enjoy Diva, a great babe i have seen in Immortal desire. It's the third movie i watched from this director; Cameron Grant, and he is a talented one because if he gets his inspiration from Andrew Blake, his style is more punchy and raw so it's always hot content. - DirectorBrad ArmstrongStarsJenna JamesonHerschel SavageAlexa Rae# 56 : reminiscent of Legend + Hook
This movie illustrates nicely my belief in what a good porn is and precisely what it has to offer: indeed, a porn movie is good for what it does beyond the sex scenes. Whatever it may be, it's essential that it expands its genre and focus on something else: a plot, inspired design, original characters, societal commentary ... In a way, a porn movie should be at its best, like a mainstream, usual movie but with every now and then some hot, nude stuff... In that light, this Dreamquest movie is a good one: first of all, it features the legendary Jenna Jameson at the moment when she becomes an icon. In addition, she has good help too, with for instance, Felecia ... And then, Jenna is pushed into a fantasy adventure that feels like the best production in that genre (Legend, Hook,..): the sets and costumes really build this new world so it's a great time following her adventure. - DirectorKelly HollandStarsTaylor HayesJill KellyTina Tyler# 60 : excesses of bad framing for sure
Making a good movie, porn or not, is a skilled job, close to chemistry or cooking. There are a lot of ingredients to blend and too less or too more of a single one condemns the final product. Here the plot is rather funny for a porn movie: a nympho woman, Taylor Hayes, and her fight to dominate her pulsion... Sadly, the directing is not up to the cast and home director for Vivid fails in large this time: all the scenes are mostly close-ups of the pelvic region of the cast. In other words, the scenes are not at all exciting and you fail to grasp some feelings between the character. In addition, Taylor was not the sexy babe she was just a few years ago: here she got her Medusa's hairs so you can hardly notice her face as you can only see a moving tuft of brown hairs... It's a pity! - DirectorSalvo Di LibertoStarsLaura AngelKarl BenVeronica Carso# 18 : not really
This porn movie didn't entrap my mind because quite simply it's not that good. Just pick the box and you notice quickly that the plot means nothing: "Come take a journey with Blu, erotic European movies that take you on a sensual experience through exotic locations while enjoying the beautiful European starlets". For the expert, those Blue movies fail to to be original: the locations are in Budapest, the European capital of porn so we know them. In addition, we know also the sets: it's the same office than the later Infiama with the same cast. Most of the movie is about blonde girls i never heard of and Laura Angel has only 1 scene, totally wasted: she is frankly stunning in her tight black dress and instead of expanding that situation, the movie is just about a quick session in a toilet. Very disappointing! - DirectorDana VespoliStarsNina HartleyDeauxmaAllie Haze# 66 : no thanks, i take the next car !
Ok, those sweetheart productions are always nicely done with good cast around a story, good cinematography (here a blue white light very peaceful) and decent sets. Here, Allie teams up with cool blonde Ash Hollywood but honestly, their scene is flat. Maybe the problem with SH is that they tend to shoot uncut, long scenes of lesbian love while on contrary, the goal is to keep only the best moments! So an half four, repeated 4 scenes of - i lick you - you lick me - and one more time - seems endless and gives the opposite resultat: not excited but exited !! - StarsStella CoxRebecca MoreMegan Coxxx# 32 : Beautiful Amber
Amber looks amazing here. Don't ask me how but she takes pics inside a flat with a girl and a boy and after a few picks, she gives the camera to the guy and has fun with the girl. Soon the guy lays the camera on the floor to get laid! It may be a bit too short and not that graphic but it was en enjoyable scene anyway!