Lovable Trash Of 2012
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- DirectorScott WheelerStarsJack CullisonHoward CaiJonathan BrettWhen a group of nerds leaks a washed-up celebrity's sex tape, the publicity revives the actress' career and other Hollywood rejects want to star in the guys' next "production."Don't be swayed by the low ratings, this flick is quintessential low-grade; B-movie; no-holds-barred; gratuitous soft-core sex, nudity, & crude humor; & just pure unadulterated fun. I was fortunate to stumble upon this direct-to-video dynamite while surfing the net. Trust me, no guy should miss this one.
- DirectorVito TrabuccoStarsReggie BannisterTim SullivanRon JeremyA group of Christian teens visits the Happy Day Bible Camp, where in 1977 a sadistic nun punished a group of teens for their sinful behavior.A fluffy premise, fake gory deaths, hot women, moronic men, enough nudity, a pertinent message executed in a silly manner, and an appearance from adult movie legend, Ron Jeremy. If you do not get offended easily, then you should most certainly not miss this over-the-top, horror parody.
- DirectorCraig MossStarsDanny TrejoCharles S. DuttonRon PerlmanA Vietnam veteran who becomes a local hero after saving a man from attackers on a city bus decides to take action when his best friend is murdered and the police show little interest in solving the crime.Just like his character in the movie, Danny Trejo is truly getting his long-overdue credit with a few starring roles suiting his personalty. Aptly titled, the film is really bad-ass and if you overlook a few improbable scenes, this movie is an exciting way to spend a solid 80 something mins.
- DirectorKeoni WaxmanStarsSteven SeagalSteve AustinMichael ParéTwo former black ops operatives are required to transfer two female convicts to a prison. While on their way, unknown assailants attack them.Good, fun, hardcore action film. Stone Cold Steve Austin fans like me won't be dissapointed.
- DirectorArtie MandelbergStarsJamie KennedyAdam CopelandJennifer EspositoA district attorney is determined to take down a corrupt New Orleans cop.I liked it. It knew what it was & stayed true to itself. Edge has genuine acting chops & coupled with his wit, charm, physique, athleticism, & good looks, can be the next big movie-star to make a successful transition from wrestling after The Rock, unlike many other wrestlers' futile endeavors. Some funny moments. Overall a decent film.
- DirectorTimo VuorensolaStarsJulia DietzeChristopher KirbyGötz OttoThe Nazis set up a secret base on the dark side of the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018.Began promisingly, maintained an oscillatory tempo in the middle, & fizzled out towards the end. Still it just about makes the cut for having a unique albeit implausible plot, shockingly good visuals and effects for a Finnish movie, & keeping one moderately intrigued right to the end.
- DirectorJohn GulagerStarsDanielle PanabakerVing RhamesDavid HasselhoffAfter the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.One of those best examples of that classic cliche - 'It's so bad that it's actually good'! Blood, gore, sex, bikinis, bust exposure, ass exposure, highly unrealistic narrative elements, & a fun tribute to David Hasselhoff, all combined, in all their optimum glory. What more could a guy ask for?
- DirectorMichael Hoffman Jr.Aaron T. WellsStarsKatie PetersonShea StewartBrandy WhitfordA group of six ex-high school cheerleaders are stalked by a killer with a medieval war hammer and battle axe during their first Spring Break from college.Surprisingly interesting slasher horror flick. Loved the whole angle of religious zealotry. The gorgeous bikini babes served as good added attraction.
- DirectorBrett KellyStarsEmanuelle CarriereChristine EmesCeline FilionWhen an oil company unwittingly unleashes a prehistoric shark from its icy prison, the Jurassic killer maroons a group of thieves and beautiful young female college students on an abandoned island.A nice, fun, low-budget, archetypal, B-grade, monster, horror flick. Cool looking shark for this standard of movie.