The Goop website announced that America's Sourhearts Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are separating -- er, "consciously uncoupling" -- after 10 years. Avast: Another sliding door is opened. Twitter took to the news with some decent cynicism. Here are the 10 best tweets I found about the separation, plus one of my own to start it off. Put on "The Scientist," weep, and take it all in. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are getting divorced, citing "insufferable similarities." — Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) March 25, 2014 "Chris, I have Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck on the line for you?" "Put them through." — Richard Lawson (@rilaws) March 25, 2014 Their lawyers are all: "My client didn't like 'Mylo Xyloto' very much." "Well *my* client didn't like 'Thanks For Sharing' very much!" — bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) March 25, 2014 If posting a letter asking people to respect your privacy during your divorce, plz realize the irony of posting it on your...
- 3/25/2014
- by Louis Virtel
- Hitfix
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