I'm a lousy whistler. I can't make coffee, I can't bake and I can't
whistle. There. I'm outed, on all levels.
If you're humble and hardworking, opportunities will arise for
you.
For a lot of people, divorce is traumatic, but for us, it made for a
happier family. It was miserable to watch people live together who
shouldn't.
[on cooking] You do it with your own two hands, so there's a sense of
pride. You really do forget all our problems, because you're focusing
on the food.
When you really want to show some love, keep the flowers and say it
with spaghetti.
...I tend to overwhack the meat.
Now, no makin' fun of me if I don't do the separation of the eggs too well. You know I don't bake.
That's why I love food, 'cause it makes the best scrapbook. I mean, pictures are great but they're not very tasty.
I'm Always on the lookout for safety 'cause I'm an especially accident prone girl.
I can say this. I am a cheese-in-a-can virgin. So... [tastes it, makes a face] ...mmm, much like many of our first experiences. A little bit sticky, and not that memorable.