Reviewed by Colleen Wanglund, MoreHorror.com
Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)
Directed by Joseph Guzman
Runtime 91 minutes
Co-written (with Robert James Hayes II) and directed by Joseph Guzman (Run! Bitch Run! {2009}), Nude Nuns with Big Guns is one of those films that I thought I would love, based on my experience with nunsploitation films, but it turned out to be just average.
Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) took her vows with a church/convent that ended up part of a drug ring. The nuns were abused and forced to do all of the work of cutting and packaging the drugs while the priests and Mother Magda (Emma Messenger) collected all of the money. Sister Sarah is handed over to the big dealer Chavo (David Castro) when a delivery doesn’t go as planned. She is shot full of heroin and put to work as a prostitute. After being beaten by Brother John...
Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)
Directed by Joseph Guzman
Runtime 91 minutes
Co-written (with Robert James Hayes II) and directed by Joseph Guzman (Run! Bitch Run! {2009}), Nude Nuns with Big Guns is one of those films that I thought I would love, based on my experience with nunsploitation films, but it turned out to be just average.
Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) took her vows with a church/convent that ended up part of a drug ring. The nuns were abused and forced to do all of the work of cutting and packaging the drugs while the priests and Mother Magda (Emma Messenger) collected all of the money. Sister Sarah is handed over to the big dealer Chavo (David Castro) when a delivery doesn’t go as planned. She is shot full of heroin and put to work as a prostitute. After being beaten by Brother John...
- 5/31/2014
- by admin
- MoreHorror
Nude Nuns With Big Guns
Stars: Asun Ortega, Bill Oberst Jr, Tawny Amber Young, Devanny Pinn, Jessica Elder, David Castro | Written by Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II | Directed by Joseph Guzman
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister is one bad mother…
Sometimes there are films that defy proper explanation, and sometimes there are films that do exactly as they say on the...
Stars: Asun Ortega, Bill Oberst Jr, Tawny Amber Young, Devanny Pinn, Jessica Elder, David Castro | Written by Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II | Directed by Joseph Guzman
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister is one bad mother…
Sometimes there are films that defy proper explanation, and sometimes there are films that do exactly as they say on the...
- 4/10/2011
- by Phil
- Nerdly
Sometimes you have to go low brow to get the message out and today is a day for those indie horror fans who like boobs and blood. Nude Nuns with Big Guns will be having a premiere November 3rd in Santa Monica at the
Boobs and Blood wrap up event. This is a charity sponsored event for Bowling for Boobies, which is a cause valiantly fighting breast cancer. The film itself pits one abused nun against a corrupt clergy, with guns and sex appeal the only way to salvation. So, support healthy breasts everywhere, and a great film, by ordering your tickets soon (this showing will undoubtedly sell out). More details below.
The synopsis for the film:
"Sister Sarah takes her vows to become a nun. She is then abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by a corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs,...
Boobs and Blood wrap up event. This is a charity sponsored event for Bowling for Boobies, which is a cause valiantly fighting breast cancer. The film itself pits one abused nun against a corrupt clergy, with guns and sex appeal the only way to salvation. So, support healthy breasts everywhere, and a great film, by ordering your tickets soon (this showing will undoubtedly sell out). More details below.
The synopsis for the film:
"Sister Sarah takes her vows to become a nun. She is then abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by a corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs,...
- 10/21/2010
- by 28DaysLaterAnalysis@gmail.com (Michael Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
Nnwbg PosterThis is an independent film which has been making a lot of buzz for mixing sexuality with spirituality, especially Catholicism. Nude Nuns with Big Guns offers more than controversy however, as Sister Sarah is tormented in this first trailer for the film. This is a mature clip, since Sarah is drugged, stripped and left for dead. But much like Jesus she returns from near death to prove that she "is one bad mother!" (Camelot). Check out the clip below.
For fun, let us do another breakdown of passive and active sentence structure for this synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns. (P) represent passive sentences, which should be avoided. Other grammatical errors will be pointed out to get more people on a better grammatically correct track. Active sentences are much more effective for getting your point across and for persuading audiences/readers. They also make sentences more concise (shorter...
For fun, let us do another breakdown of passive and active sentence structure for this synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns. (P) represent passive sentences, which should be avoided. Other grammatical errors will be pointed out to get more people on a better grammatically correct track. Active sentences are much more effective for getting your point across and for persuading audiences/readers. They also make sentences more concise (shorter...
- 10/9/2010
- by 28DaysLaterAnalysis@gmail.com (Michael Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
Nude Nuns with Big Guns continues to gather momentum and support while distribution for North America moves ahead with talks. A set report shows the ladies of the habit unloading shotgun shells and menacing others with .357 Magnums in these exclusive stills. Not to be outdone are several bikers shown below who would like nothing more than to shut central character Sarah's trail of revenge down. Get acquainted with gorgeous nuns, some dirty bikers and a whole slew of grindhouse funsploitation in these most recent movie stills.
The synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns here:
"Nude Nuns with Big Guns follows the revenge of Sister Sarah after she is raped, drugged, and abused by a sinister clergy sect and a rogue motorcycle gang. She unleashes her own unique brand of forgiveness as she shows them that hell hath no fury like a Nude Nun with a Big Gun!" (Bill Oberst...
The synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns here:
"Nude Nuns with Big Guns follows the revenge of Sister Sarah after she is raped, drugged, and abused by a sinister clergy sect and a rogue motorcycle gang. She unleashes her own unique brand of forgiveness as she shows them that hell hath no fury like a Nude Nun with a Big Gun!" (Bill Oberst...
- 5/29/2010
- by 28DaysLaterAnalysis@gmail.com (Michael Ross Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
The first Nude Nuns with Big Guns article posted (here) has outperformed any other news piece on this site for the last several weeks. The film was also extremely popular at the Cannes film festival(May 12-21st). In order to maintain fan interest a second film poster, courtesy of the Camelot Entertainment Group, has been released. The latest news on the film is that Nude Nuns, a nunsploitation flick, has garnered distribution for Australia, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, and Iceland. North American distribution and other terrortories are being negotiated. So, get a feel for the film with this latest poster art and familiarize yourself with this feature until more info' on this very popular film comes this way.
The synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns here:
"Nude Nuns with Big Guns follows the revenge of Sister Sarah after she is raped, drugged, and abused by a sinister...
The synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns here:
"Nude Nuns with Big Guns follows the revenge of Sister Sarah after she is raped, drugged, and abused by a sinister...
- 5/27/2010
- by 28DaysLaterAnalysis@gmail.com (Michael Ross Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
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