George Lucas
Crime:
- 3x accounts of forcing the Star Wars prequels on the world, complete with an overuse of CGI, cardboard cut-out acting, and trade federations
- 3x accounts of tinkering with the original Star Wars trilogy
- Jar Jar Binks
Punishment:
To be forced to make film with a limited budget, a tight schedule and poor working conditions, in order to remind him of his time on the first Star Wars movie and to make him see the error of his ways...followed by Life Imprisonment for giving us Jar Jar