Poll: Critics and You

Results of 791 votes:

1. 1.
   

   Uwe Boll at an event for BloodRayne (2005)

    

   I don't care about critics.
2. 2.
   

   Zizek! (2005)

    

   ANALYSIS: The reviewer providing a deeper interpretation, background information, and historical or genre-specific classification.
3. 3.
   

   Steven Spielberg and Roger Ebert

    

   RECOMMENDATION: I want to know whether and how well the film addresses my target group.
4. 4.
   

   Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert C. 1994

    

   APPROVAL: I like to know if the critic and I stand in the same side. (suggested by ElMaruecan82)
5. 5.
   

   Roger Ebert

    

   JUDGMENT: I rely on the ultimate judgment from my favorite critic(s) to decide whether to see a movie or not.
6. 6.
   

   Dan Aykroyd, Bruce Willis, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, John Ritter, Elijah Wood, Jon Lovitz, Jason Alexander, Faith Ford, and Reba McEntire in North (1994)

    

   ELOQUENCE: Whether it's praise or slam, I enjoy good writing and eloquence.