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- After ridding himself of a leprechaun (for now), the Cinema Snob returns to the Cenobites, and sees what Pinhead and the wacky sadomasochistic bunch are up to this time.
- For his 500th episode, the Cinema Snob chronicles the life and career of '80s leading man Steve Guttenberg. Remember him? He was everywhere in the '80s, and then he just disappeared. In a choose-your-own-adventure style review, the Snob looks at where it all began, and where it all left off. Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star - of this review? We do.
- Sometimes - the original is better. With a Pet Semetary remake conjuring in theaters soon, the Cinema Snob settles down with Lloyd to watch the 1989 original.
- They made a porn parody of The Room? Ha ha, what a funny story, Wood Rocket. This is not the sex life that was randomly inquired about.
- 2007– 10mTV-MA7.8 (17)TV EpisodeLast year, the Cinema Snob spent Easter reviewing a strange movie about a giant, singing duck. This year, it's a strange movie about giant, singing bears.
- The Cinema Snob reviews the original The Amityville Horror.
- Because the Cinema Snob loves puppets, he's diving into Puppetmaster, another cult horror classic that spawned a million sequels.
- 2007– 19mTV-MA8.3 (12)TV EpisodeSince he's seen worse (much, much worse), the Cinema Snob has managed to find ten GOOD things about one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. Are they really good things, or are they the least bad? Watch and learn.
- Who is the man who reviews pornos and exploitation films that they should've banned? Snob. Who is the man who tortures himself for his fellow man? Snob. They say this Cinema Snob is one cynical mother (shut your mouth!) - yeah, he's reviewing Shaft. Can you dig it?
- With the Child's Play remake only days away from release, the Cinema Snob reviews the 1988 original, all the while wondering if his own doll doppelganger is plotting to kill him.
- It's the most Lloyd approved episode yet as The Cinema Snob reviews the original classic That Darn Cat.
- With Hobbs and Shaw in theaters, it's time The Cinema Snob look back at the over the top amazingness of Tango and Clash.
- The Cinema Snob reviews the 1992 sequel Pet Sematary II, with only a little help from Lloyd.
- The Cinema Snob checks out the latest big movie from Pure Flix.
- Before the latest version comes out, The Cinema Snob reviews the 1990 mini-series adaption of Stephen King's It.
- The Cinema Snob reviews this 1980s Hindi musical remake of Friday the 13th.
- Musical March (in September) hits the stage with High School Musical, the film that started a lame school musical craze in the 2000s.
- High School Musical March (in September) continues with the Cinema Snob reviewing the second part of that overhyped school musical trilogy.
- 2007– 28mTV-MA6.4 (16)TV Episode
- Musical March (in September) 2019 sings one final song with Sunday School Musical, the religious rip-off to the High School Musical series.
- The Cinema Snob rings in October by watching Halloween. The film that saw the return of Michael Myers, after the previous return of Michael Myers, which succeeded the Return of Michael Myers (Halloween 4), and reunites him with Laurie Strode, after the previous reunion with Laurie Strode and - oh screw it, he reviews the 2018 reboot/sequel/whatever of Halloween.
- With Michael Myers out of the way (for now), the Snob checks back with good ol' Pinhead and the Cenobites in the Hellraiser universe. This time, the wacky, deformed, murderous bunch are hitting the clubs, and getting them 'hooked'.
- The Snob held a poll on Patreon to determine the title of his next review, and the result was mind-blowing.
- Whether pro-life or pro-choice, both sides will agree this movie is terrible. The Cinema Snob celebrates the week of Halloween by reviewing a film fifty years out of date that condemns women for wanting an abortion by kidnapping them and holding them against their will until they give birth. And yes, it was made by "men".
- In the wake of Animal House, movies and TV shows jumped at the chance to cash in on the frat-boy craze. One such "masterpiece" excreted onto our movies screens was King Frat. The Cinema Snob puts on his toga - actually no, he doesn't - and tries to watch this shameless charade.
- The Cinema Snob reviews that cherished holiday classic, ThanksKilling. A low-budget "horror" movie about rednecks and misfits being slaughtered by a killer turkey puppet.
- Having returned from his Thanksgiving break, the Cinema Snob is dreaming of a Black Christmas. The 1974 hard-R original, not the upcoming PG-13 remake.
- With Frozen II (2019) blowing into theaters, the Cinema Snob marks the occasion by reviewing The Legend of Sarila (2013).
- What happens when Friday the 13th happens in December? The question is answered in a boring fan film about Jason doing his thing at Christmas.
- The Cinema Snob's holiday madness continues with a film about a young boy who aspires to become a karate black belt after his father is murdered in a mass shooting. Merry Christmas.
- 2007– 23mTV-MA6.0 (14)TV EpisodeAs is tradition, the Snob makes sure to include a weird, surreal 1960s kiddie movie into his Christmas itinerary.
- Time for some more wacky, '70s exploitation horror. This one is about a literal lady killer with an existential crisis, with a very misleading title and a twist ending worthy of Shyamalan.
- Just as the Snob ended last year with a prophetically false apocalyptic movie, he's ringing in the New Year with a prophetically-unlikely-to-happen apocalyptic movie.
- Remember in 1983 when Sergio Martino predicted a nuclear war to hit the Big Apple in 2019? Obviously that didn't happen, but the Cinema Snob reviews a hilariously awful films that shows what it might have been like.
- The Cinema Snob reviews Tyler Perry's recent Netflix offering about a woman in an abusive relationship who is framed for murder, fraud, and grand theft.
- The Snob held another Patreon poll for his next review: three horror films and one rom-com. Guess which movie won? That's right, the bland rom-com about bowling.
- The tragic, senseless murder of Sharon Tate at the hands of the Manson family - is not told very well through this horrible, contemporary slasher movie. It makes the Cinema Snob miss the wholesome zaniness of Dreamer.
- The Cinema Snob finally gets around to seeing the last Ilsa movie in the series.
- With the Sonic the Hedgehog movie racing into theaters this week, the Cinema Snob looks at the Wood Rocket porno spoof. They don't call her the fastest thing alive for nothing.
- The Cinema Snob finally gets to talk about Friday the 13th (2009), the kinda, sorta remake. After going to Hell, going in space and going toe-to-toe with Freddy Krueger, Jason goes back to basics in doing what he does best: slaughtering obnoxious douchebags at Crystal Lake.
- With it being St. Patrick's Day, the Cinema Snob revisits a certain little green monster. In this outing, the Leprechaun is in Las Vegas, literally painting the town red.
- Coronavirus horror movies seem inevitable, but the Cinema Snob has found one ahead of schedule. It's badly dubbed hodgepodge that uses stock footage of Hell of the Living Dead and Zombies vs. Strippers, films you could be watching instead.
- 2007– 21mTV-MA5.4 (16)TV EpisodeThe Cinema Snob looks at another hokey pandemic movie, this one about the bird flu epidemic of 2006. While cheesy and incoherent, it's surprisingly prophetic.
- 2007– 20mTV-MA4.7 (17)TV Episode
- The Cinema Snob reviews all 3 movies in The Revelation Road Trilogy.
- Brace yourself for a wild journey as The Cinema Snob watches this insane 2020 film about a time machine and a plot to assassinate Jesus. It has to be seen to be believed.
- 2007– 21mTV-146.2 (15)TV EpisodeBecause the first Corona Zombies was such a piece of cinematic art, they rushed out a sequel. The Cinema Snob prepares for the recycled excitement that awaits him.
- The Cinema Snob continues on with his mini-series kick, and reviews the classic 1979 TV adaptation of Stephen King's novel Salem's Lot.
- The Cinema Snob reviews the Cold War miniseries World War III, which aired in 1982 on NBC. Does this make the Snob way too nervous?
- The Snob reviews a backdated Gay-Jewish comedy that seems like it was written partially in the late-1980's.
- The Cinema Snob is all abuzz about Murder Hornets, a thing that was never really a thing. Fortunately, somebody made a crappy movie about them.
- It's Father's Day, and the Cinema Snob reviews the third and final chapter of The Stepfather trilogy. After miraculously surviving a second death, Mr. Perfect is at it again, but something is different about him.
- After being stuck in a closet for what feels like 365 days, the Snob reviews a Netflix movie of the same name that's actually the ONE love story that's worse than Twilight...barely.
- The Cinema Snob reviews another film by that ultimate master of WTF, Neil Breen. This time, Neil is an avenger who's traveled back in time to eliminate 3,000,000 evildoers. The Terminator on acid.
- The Cinema Snob's Patreon sponsors have spoken, and the winner of this week's poll is Night of the Creeps, Fred Dekker's homage to '50s B-movie horror...with plenty of '80s thrown in.
- Some jerks made a sequel to The Jerk, so in honor of the passing of the great comedian, Carl Reiner, the Snob decides to spotlight the made-for-TV sequel that he had nothing to do with.
- Snob, Cinema Snob. Time to pay respects to James Bond, so the Snob goes all the way back to 1954 when 007's screen career actually began as a made-for-TV movie.
- The Snob continues his look at the early career of James Bond, beginning with his first 1962 theatrical outing.
- The Cinema Snob has a double feature episode with the original classic 1976 adaptation of Stephen King's Carrie, PLUS the 1978 knockoff Jennifer, this time about a loner students who uses snakes for revenge.
- The Cinema Snob revisits Chucky in the eagerly-awaited sequel to Child's Play. The murderous doll has been rebuilt (for some reason) and is thirsty for revenge.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter is in the house, as the Cinema Snob commences Musical March (in September) 2020 with the all-time drag classic.
- The curtain comes down on Musical March in September 2020 with that cult classic about a carnivorous singing plant.
- Three more weeks 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. The time has finally come for the Cinema Snob to face down the stand-alone cult classic that sees witchcraft enter the computer age.
- With the remake conjuring itself into theaters, the Snob looks back on the original Witches movie.
- Before the sequel comes out, The Cinema Snob goes back to 1996 to check out the original sleeper horror hit.
- With Halloween out of the way, the Cinema Snob looks back on a very important year in the history of film.
- No, Mr. Snob, we expect you to review. Rejoining James Bond, the Cinema Snob looks at the series' third entry that's certainly worth its weight in gold.
- 2007– 20mTV-MA7.0 (18)TV EpisodeFriday the 13th is upon us again, and the Snob has one more Jason flick to look at: A New Beginning. While he's reviewed it before, films such as these deserve a second look.
- While last year, The Cinema Snob took a look at the original 1974 film, this year it's time to review the 2006 remake, aka Black X-mas, written and directed by Glen Morgan.
- Remember A Karate Christmas Miracle where a boy aspires to be a karate champ in honor of his father? Well, in this one, a boy aspires to be a filmmaker to awaken his friend in a coma. It's a miracle they made another one of these movies.
- With Hallmark and Lifetime trying to corner the cookie-cutter Christmas movie market, the Cinema Snob watches what happens when Fox Nation throws their hat in the ring.
- 2007– 7mTV-MA6.0 (11)TV EpisodeAfter seeing the real Colonel Sanders appear in a few '70s exploitation films, the Cinema Snob is excited to see the Colonel portrayed in a modern exploitation film. It's finger lickin' strange.
- It's the Cinema Snob's birthday, but WE get the present: a review of the 1981 horror film appropriately titled Happy Birthday to Me. But something tells me it isn't so happy.
- With Christmas just days away, the Cinema Snob finally checks out the extremely loose 2012 remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night.
- Heeeeere's Snobby. Our favorite pretentious cinephile starts the new year with the acclaimed Stanley Kubrick classic, The Shining.
- After watching the tragic tale of Jack Torrance, the Cinema Snob needed something lighter to cleanse the palate: Child's Play 3, the weakest of the first three Chucky films, but one the Snob still finds endearing.
- Just 'cause he's out of office doesn't mean we can't have one final laugh at his expense. The Cinema Snob checks out a low-budget CGI flick about a clone of Trump fighting aliens in a dystopian future.
- For those who didn't think Dirty Harry had enough sexism, misogyny, womanizing, and sex, enter Dirty O'Neil. The Cinema Snob watches as this handsome beat cop seduces horny women with his "nightstick".
- The Snob asked his Patreon sponsors to vote for this week's review and, as expected, they chose this rather uncomfortable but extremely hilarious romantic comedy about a lonely man stalking the girl of his dreams.
- Despite the title, the Cinema Snob may have taken a right turn into a so-bad-it's-great backwoods hillbilly horror film that spawned a million sequels and even an upcoming remake.
- The Cinema Snob checks out the US Version of Godzilla Raids Again titled Gigantis The Fire Monster.
- Why bother checking out the long-awaited Snyder cut of Justice League, when you can settle for this boring, cheap, failed pilot for a television series? It's as if someone threw Power Rangers and Melrose Place into a blender.
- Space movies seem to be mandatory for horror film series, and of course, Leprechaun is no exception. The Cinema Snob celebrates St. Patrick's Day by watching the Leprechaun troll a group of space marines.
- With the big ape preparing to go toe to toe with the King of the Monsters in a week, the Cinema Snob looks back on Kong's humble beginnings.
- Before Godzilla vs Kong is released, The Cinema Snob goes back to review the original 1963 King Kong vs Godzilla.
- Now it's Pinhead's turn to go to outer space, as The Cinema Snob reviews the fourth film in the franchise: Hellraiser IV: Bloodline, to boldly go where no Cenobite has gone before.
- 2007– 28mTV-MA6.4 (15)TV EpisodeThe Cinema Snob reviews MST3K for it's 25th anniversary and also shows some love for This Island Earth.
- With the new Saw spin-off/sequel spiraling into theaters this week, the Cinema Snob looks back on the original torture horror classic that spawned a ton of sequels and a massive cult following.
- With the recent passing of comedic actor Charles Grodin, the Cinema Snob honors his legacy by looking at one of his weirder films, in which he gets terrorized by his 10-year-old nephew, Martin Short.
- Happy Fathers Day from The Cinema Snob. Even though the old Stepfather series ended when Jerry got turned into shredded wheat, someone hit the ol' reset button and gave us a remake. Will it still have the charm of the originals?
- When the world needed him most, he returned. The Snob sets his sights on the Christiano Brothers again and reviews their religious take on The Twilight Zone.
- Much like Reefer Madness made drugs out to be laughably worse than they really are, here's a movie that vilifies rock and roll. Though it's too early for Musical March (in September), the Snob gives it a long awaited look anyway.
- With a familiar unlucky day set at the end of the week, the Cinema Snob returns to familiar territory and reviews Saturday the 14th Strikes Back, an in-name-only sequel about a possessed house that makes a weird family act even weirder.
- In preparation for the upcoming film, the Cinema Snob reviews the original Candyman (1992), plus the sequels Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995) and Candyman: Day of the Dead (1999).
- The Cinema Snob reviews 5G Zombies, a movie that cashed in on the assumption that 5G towers helped spread the Covid-19 virus, which they did not, but they actually do turn people into zombies. For reals.
- 2007– 22mTV-MA7.4 (11)TV EpisodeMusical March (in September) 2021 has arrived, and the first number on the Snob's playlist involves the members of KISS having to save the world from a mad scientist.
- Musical March (in September) brings us that long-requested western musical Paint Your Wagon. Is it as bland as The Simpsons said it was? Not if you love big-budget musicals about bigamy.
- Long before they made South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker made a hilarious western musical about a Colorado cannibal. Musical March (in September) ventures back to the '90s and sees a million ways to die in the west (the good version).
- Alas, Musical March (in September) 2021 takes a bow with one final number: Rhinestone. We know Sly can box, and he can shoot, but can he sing?
- With No Time to Die spying its way into theaters, the Cinema Snob finds time to review 007's fourth cinematic motion picture.
- The Cinema Snob takes us back to 1976, when legendary comedian Paul Lynde and his friends put on a hilarious Halloween variety show.
- The Cinema Snob examines another important year in the history of film. To mark the 40th anniversary of 1981 (40 years ago? Good God!) he spotlights the best and worst films released in that year.
- When the Snob covered 1981 in film, one movie stuck out to him, and not in a good way. That film is Private Lessons, where a housekeeper seduces a 15-year-old boy as part of a contrived blackmail plot.
- If you thought the Snob wasn't going to review another heavy-handed Christian movie about the Rapture before the year was out, you were woefully mistaken.
- Decked out in his traditional Christmas PJs, the Cinema Snob gets ready to welcome the Christmas season. First up is a strange Netflix comedy by those wacky Brits, Father Christmas is Back.
- The Cinema Snob and the Nostalgia Critic team up to review Black Christmas, the 2019 remake. A horror remake rated PG-13, that must mean it's good, right?
- Don't let the title fool you, this is not about the band KISS. This is yet another awkward Christmas rom-com about stereotypes kissing and falling in love in an elevator. Too bad it isn't the elevator from Devil.
- To celebrate his 40th birthday, the Cinema Snob looks back on a film that was released during the year of his birth. No better way to commemorate such an occasion than with a birthday themed slasher movie.
- The Snob receives a belated Christmas present: a movie about a deranged lunatic donning the suit of Santa Claus and going on a yuletide killing spree. If the premise sounds familiar, it's because that other movie stole the idea from this.
- Not even Covid-19 can keep the Snob down. Having retreated back to his quarantine closet, he reviews the final Hellraiser movie. Did they save the best for last?
- With a new Scream movie screaming its way to theaters this week, the Cinema Snob looks back on the original film, which marked the start of the contemporary meta-horror genre.
- The saw is family, and the Cinema Snob is going back to Texas to revisit of the most messed up families in film history. With talk of a Texas Chainsaw reboot, he looks back at the first of many, MANY reboots disguised as sequels.
- Love is in the air, and so is nonsensical horror as the Snob receives a very morbid Valentine's Day gift: a movie about a killer who performs his own Valentine's Day Massacre to those bold enough to celebrate the holiday.
- The Cinema Snob reviews this gritty 1983 Charles Bronson cop thriller, from Cannon Films and directed by J. Lee Thompson!
- Holy Porn Parody, Batman. With a new Batman flick swinging into theaters, the Cinema Snob delves back into the realm of Batman porn parodies. If you thought Bat Pussy was strange - it is, but this is stranger.
- To celebrate St. Patrick's Day, the Cinema Snob checks out the fifth entry of the Leprechaun series, while not too good, it shows what happens when there's a Lep in the hood.
- Like Wow. The Cinema Snob reviews a quirky 1961 movie about a pair of magic glasses that allows the wearer to see naked girls. How much would you pay?
- After enjoying the 3rd film, what does The Cinema Snob think of God's Not Dead 4, which features Reverend Dave helping out a family of Christian home school parents.
- With Doctor Strange tangling with Multiverses about to arrive in theaters, the Cinema Snob decides to review something apropos for the occasion: a strange porn parody set in a multiverse of bad acting and lots of sex.
- With a new adaptation of Firestarter burning into theaters soon, the Cinema Snob sits back to watch the 1984 adaptation of Stephen King's book about a precocious little firebug.
- He's reviewed all the Friday the 13th movies, as well as all the Saturday the 14ths, however there are still plenty of rip-offs of those films for the Snob to review, and this one will have him screaming Bloody Murder.
- Easter has come late for the Cinema Snob this year, though it's appropriate because this is one you've been waiting for him to review. What is it about? A giant killer Easter bunny, of course.
- 2007– TV-MA8.1 (16)TV Episode
- The Snob reviews Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984), which he cannot believe was released.
- The Cinema Snob commences Public Domain Month with Abel Ferrara's controversial "Driller Killer".
- 2007– TV-MA7.1 (22)TV EpisodeThe Snob reviews Friday the 13th Part V, the one Friday the 13th movie that is considered to be the black sheep of the series, primarily because of the fact that Jason is not the killer in the movie.
- 2007– TV-MA6.7 (21)TV Episode
- 2007– 6mTV-MA7.7 (21)TV EpisodeWhile on his way to a 70's film festival, the Snob takes some time out to review an obscure William Shatner film in which he plays a murderous con man but reveals that he is not the real villain of the movie.
- 2007– TV-MA7.5 (18)TV Episode
- 2007– TV-MA8.7 (20)TV Episode
- The Snob reviews a fan-made movie made from "Night Trap" cutscenes. Does it work better as a movie than a game?
- In his second performance the Cinema Snob reviews Porno Holocaust
- The Snob reviews the one movie that is both visually stunning and repulsive at the same time: Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Thankfully he's doing the review close to a toilet for the film's more controversial scenes.
- The Snob reviews Tales from the Quadead Zone (1987), which is another terrible film that was made by Chester Novell Turner.
- The Snob reviews Sylvester Stallone's porn movie that he made years before rising to success with the first Rocky movie and that the porn film would be re-released to cash in on Rocky's popularity.
- The Snob reviews Alien 2: On Earth (1980), which is an unofficial sequel to the sci-fi classic Alien (1979).
- 2007– TV-MA8.1 (16)TV Episode
- The Snob attempts to see if Ax 'Em (1992) is the worst movie ever.
- After having a bad dream about the E.T. porno, the Cinema Snob wakes up to a real nightmare: a porno spoof of Beavis and Butt-head. It really...sucks.
- For his 100th episode, the Cinema Snob will try to criticize his all-time favorite movie while being interrupted by a slew of Caligula cameos.
- The continuation of the 100th episode where The Cinema Snob critiques Caligula while also dealing with uninvited cameos.