- Alfred's Valet: [to the Mountain Girl] Mr. Butler would like to marry you.
- The Mountain Girl's Brother: That jellyfish couldn't take care of himself - let alone a wife.
- The Moutain Girl's Father: We don't want any weaklings in our family.
- Intertitle Card: And so for three weeks Alfred trained and starved and suffered and ached and bled and groaned and hoped and prayed and - and then came the storm.
- Alfred Butler -posing as Battling Butler: I lied to you - - I'm not even a fighter.
- The Mountain Girl: I'm glad.
- Intertitle Card: By dinner time the only thing Alfred had on his mind was his stomach.