- Alfie 'Little Alf': Let's get out of this damn 'ole!
- Pvt. William 'Old Bill' Busby: If you knows of a better 'ole - go for it.
- Bert Chester - British Secret Service: I looked all over - where were you hiding?
- Pvt. William 'Old Bill' Busby: 'idin' 'ell - does I look like a bloomin' Corporal?
- Alfie 'Little Alf': Allow me to present me future Missus. Blimey - won't Bill be jealous when he sees us with our wimmen!
- Pvt. William 'Old Bill' Busby: Quick! I've got a spy! 'e was reachin' for a carrier pigeon in that barrel.
- Von Kirsh, German Brigadier General: Telephone the front line trenches to stand by for my signed orders.
- Pvt. William 'Old Bill' Busby: [Grabs a sword away from Little Alf] Who yuh stickin' - you silly ass!
- Pvt. William 'Old Bill' Busby: Don't talk to me with a cigarette in your mouth. From now on you go my way and I'll go yours!
- Alfie 'Little Alf': BAH! Aw, go to 'ell! I ain't as dumb as I look.
- Pvt. William 'Old Bill' Busby: You couldn't be.
- The Daughter in the Skit: Sufferin' frankfurters - Ludendorf is comin'!
- The Blacksmith: I'll save my little girl from that crooked pretzel!
- The English General: Bill - - will you accept my sincerest apologies?
- Pvt. William 'Old Bill' Busby: Sure - even a General is liable to make a mistake.