- Eddie: Well, well - hark ye, friends, roommates, countrymen; lend me your cheers.
- [crowd of frat boys yell "Yeah!"]
- Eddie: Oh, such rapturous greetings warms the chilled heart of your noble king!
- [crowd yells "Long live the king!"]
- Student: I'll take the queen!
- Eddie: I thought you would. Now, hark ye - while I give to you the privileges of the season, there shall be no amusement tax on necking!
- [crowd roars]
- Biff: You don't mean to tell me that an unprotected girl like yourself is going to be seen going to the campus candy store in broad daylight!
- Babs: Well, why not? Is it so terrible?
- Biff: Terrible? Why, I alone have dragged from that opiate-reeking atmosphere the bodies of innocent young girls; their sallow complexions give testimony to the lives they have lived. Sinful slaves to the chocolate drop. Shameful addicts to the bon-bons.
- Eddie: Waste not the hours with yonder young horse pistol.
- Biff: Don't while the night with nothingness with that numb-scullion.
- Eddie: Oh, I beseech thee, young lady, put your OK on me.
- Babs: I know - we'll settle this as if the fearless knights of old.
- Biff: What do you mean?
- Babs: Battle to the death - and the victor shall be my escort to the hop.
- Eddie: Well, alright - you think you're the white-haired boy, now, dontcha? But, you wait. I'm like the undertaker - I get 'em in the end!
- Eddie: Well, I didn't know you felt that way about her, kid. That's different. Well, if that's the way it is, this is station M-E signing off.
- Male Cheerleader With Megaphone: Alright, gang! Biff and Eddie, Three! Biff and Eddie! Rah! Rah! Rah! Biff and Eddie! Yeah!