Blotto (1930)

Anita Garvin: Mrs. Laurel

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Laurel : How much is that *big* gun?

  Shopkeeper : Oh, you mean the one with the double barrel?

  Mrs. Laurel : Yes!

  Shopkeeper : Oh, step inside and I'll show it to you.

  Mrs. Laurel : [follows him inside shop]  And I want a box of bullets too!

• Stan : Good-bye.

  Mrs. Laurel : [Calling after Stan as he leaves the house]  Good-bye, Stanley.

  [Looking into bushes where Ollie is hiding] 

  Mrs. Laurel : Good-bye, Mr. Hardy.

  [Mrs. Laurel closes the front door] 

  Ollie : Is she wise?

  Stan : No. She doesn't suspect a thing.

• Mrs. Laurel : [Opening lines]  Will you stop! You've been pacing up and down here for the last hour. What's on your mind?

  Stan : Can I go out?

• Mrs. Laurel : [as Stan and Ollie laugh hysterically]  What's so funny?

  Stan : [holds up and points to an empty bottle - still laughing]  We drank your liqour!

  Mrs. Laurel : That wasn't liquor. It was cold tea.