Blotto (1930)

Stan Laurel: Stan

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Quotes 

• Stan : Good-bye.

  Mrs. Laurel : [Calling after Stan as he leaves the house]  Good-bye, Stanley.

  [Looking into bushes where Ollie is hiding] 

  Mrs. Laurel : Good-bye, Mr. Hardy.

  [Mrs. Laurel closes the front door] 

  Ollie : Is she wise?

  Stan : No. She doesn't suspect a thing.

• Mrs. Laurel : [Opening lines]  Will you stop! You've been pacing up and down here for the last hour. What's on your mind?

  Stan : Can I go out?

• Stan : [Talking on the phone]  Shhhh!

  Ollie : What's the matter? Is your wife there?

• Ollie : Oh, say, do you know where we can get a bottle?

  Stan : Yeah, my wife's got one. She's been savin' it since prohibition.

  Ollie : Won't she miss it?

  Stan : No, I'll blame it on the iceman.

• Stan : [Stan laughs to himself] 

  Ollie : What are you laughing at?

  Stan : [Stan continues to laugh and gradually loses control of answering Ollie's question] 

  Stan : Wait 'til my wife finds out we drank her liquor!

  Stan , Ollie : [Both laugh hysterically] 

• Mrs. Laurel : [as Stan and Ollie laugh hysterically]  What's so funny?

  Stan : [holds up and points to an empty bottle - still laughing]  We drank your liqour!

  Mrs. Laurel : That wasn't liquor. It was cold tea.