- Mrs. Laurel: How much is that *big* gun?
- Shopkeeper: Oh, you mean the one with the double barrel?
- Mrs. Laurel: Yes!
- Shopkeeper: Oh, step inside and I'll show it to you.
- Mrs. Laurel: [follows him inside shop] And I want a box of bullets too!
- Stan: Good-bye.
- Mrs. Laurel: [Calling after Stan as he leaves the house] Good-bye, Stanley.
- [Looking into bushes where Ollie is hiding]
- Mrs. Laurel: Good-bye, Mr. Hardy.
- [Mrs. Laurel closes the front door]
- Ollie: Is she wise?
- Stan: No. She doesn't suspect a thing.
- Ollie: [Last lines to Cab Driver. Running out of club with Stan and Mrs. Laurel in pursuit] Out of the city! Anywhere! Anyplace!
- Mrs. Laurel: [Opening lines] Will you stop! You've been pacing up and down here for the last hour. What's on your mind?
- Stan: Can I go out?
- Mrs. Laurel: [as Stan and Ollie laugh hysterically] What's so funny?
- Stan: [holds up and points to an empty bottle - still laughing] We drank your liqour!
- Mrs. Laurel: That wasn't liquor. It was cold tea.