Manhattan Parade (1931)
Luis Alberni: Vassily Vassiloff
Quotes
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Doris Roberts : Herb, give me a cigar for Mr. Vassiloff.
Vassily Vassiloff : I never smoke! It makes my ears ring.
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Vassily Vassiloff : I'd like a check for 10 thousand dollars. Quick.
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : So would I.
Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Say, who wouldn't?
Vassily Vassiloff : I am in no mood for jokes. Please write me the check.
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : 10 thousand dollars, for what?
Vassily Vassiloff : The elephants are here!
Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : The what are where?
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Vassily Vassiloff : I don't want money! All I want is elephants!
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Vassily Vassiloff : Stop! I'm going to change the whole thing. Give me 300 pair of snowshoes!
Herbert T. Herbert : Black or tan?
Vassily Vassiloff : Get out! Turn around! The other direction! Places! One-Two! One-Two! One-Two!
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Doris Roberts : Mr. Vassiloff, this is Mr. Brighton, and Mr. Paisley.
Paisley : How do you do?
Vassily Vassiloff : [with a supercilious expression] I don't care to meet them!
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Vassily Vassiloff : [after having been asked to make a deposit on his large order for costumes] I cannot spare the money!
Doris Roberts : [a bit perplexed] You said you had 5 million to spend?
Vassily Vassiloff : [grandiosely] I have everything necessary for a 5 million-dollars production!... except the 5 million dollars.
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Laffingwell - Hired Butler : The Delman brothers are still waiting to see you, sir.
Vassily Vassiloff : Let them wait! That will be all, Laffingwell.
Laffingwell - Hired Butler : Yes, sir.
Vassily Vassiloff : Oh, and Laffingwell... Don't bother sending out the dirty laundry. Just throw the dirty clothes away.
Laffingwell - Hired Butler : Yes, sir.
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Vassily Vassiloff : Gentlemen! I want 15 tons of your finest imported Swiss cheese! But I don't want it full of little holes... I want one great *big* hole!
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Get me the police! Hurry up!
Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Send for the ambulance!
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : There's going to be an accident!
[they both grab Vassiloff and tackle him; film ends, credits roll]