Manhattan Parade (1931)
Joe Smith: Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four
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Quotes
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Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : [to Bill Brighton] You nearly ruined us! Once is enough. From us, you get no more business!
Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : You should live so long, till we see you again.
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Even longer!
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Doris Roberts : By the way, did you know that Vassily Vassiloff is in town?
Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Who?
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : The name again, please. Vaseline?
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Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : [to Vassiloff] What can you lose? Just tell us an idea you got for a show.
Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Any idea! It don't even have to be good.
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : It don't even have to be an idea!
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Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : What's the total?
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Never mind the total, what's the first payment?
Bill Brighton : 18,745 dollars and 39 cents.
Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : 18 thousand dollars for costumes? In Rome they built locomotives for less!
Bill Brighton : Well, Mr. Vassiloff is one of the best.
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Well, what's the 39 cents for?
Bill Brighton : Well, that's for the mother of pearl buttons.
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : What? 39 cents for mother of pearl buttons? Wouldn't pearl be cheaper without a mother?
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Vassily Vassiloff : I'd like a check for 10 thousand dollars. Quick.
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : So would I.
Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Say, who wouldn't?
Vassily Vassiloff : I am in no mood for jokes. Please write me the check.
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : 10 thousand dollars, for what?
Vassily Vassiloff : The elephants are here!
Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : The what are where?
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Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Things like this never happened in the cheese business!
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Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : I'm positively telling you that our Limburger smells like perfume! It stands alone!
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Vassily Vassiloff : Gentlemen! I want 15 tons of your finest imported Swiss cheese! But I don't want it full of little holes... I want one great *big* hole!
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Get me the police! Hurry up!
Lou Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : Send for the ambulance!
Jake Delman: of the Avon Comedy Four : There's going to be an accident!
[they both grab Vassiloff and tackle him; film ends, credits roll]