Manhattan Parade (1931)

Bobby Watson: Paisley

Quotes 

• Paisley : I feel just like going out and committing suicide. After all, Doris, a person owes something to their artistic integrity. I can cheapen myself and prostitute my art for just so long. And, then, well, something snaps!

  Doris Roberts : What snapped this time?

  Paisley : Well, its bad enough for a sensitive person to have to work with these devastating brocades. But, when you tell me that I should use cerise and I know it should be maroon, oh, Doris, I wish I were dead.

• Doris Roberts : Will you be a good little boy and go back to work as a personal favor to me?

  Paisley : Well, if I answer - yes, can I have new drapes for my windows?

  Doris Roberts : You can decorate your whole office - three feet thick!

  Paisley : Oh, Doris! Doris! You're a perfect dear. You're just ducky!

• Paisley : Mr. Herbert, I've got a bone to pick with you.

  Herbert T. Herbert : Paisley, you're just the man I want to see.

• Paisley : That husband of your's antagonizes everyone! I'd like to give him a good slap!

• Doris Roberts : Mr. Vassiloff, this is Mr. Brighton, and Mr. Paisley.

  Paisley : How do you do?

  Vassily Vassiloff : [with a supercilious expression]  I don't care to meet them!