Traveling Husbands (1931)

Evelyn Brent: Ruby Smith

Quotes 

• Mabel : Hey kid, wanna dance?

  Ruby Smith : Go ahead, Modesty, I bet you're still doing the minuet.

  Barry Greene : Say, I won a loving cup in Toledo last year with a Black Bottom.

• Ruby Smith : [Sarcastically]  I bet your mother's proud of you.

  Ellen Wilson : I haven't any mother.

  Ruby Smith : Oh, another one of those dames without a mother. So that's our alibi. You'll be telling me next you never had a chance.

• Pinkie : What's she like Ruby?

  Ruby Smith : Something like me if she was better looking.

• Ruby Smith : Laugh while you can. Because birds like you don't laugh long.

• Walter : And listen, I don't want to hear no unfamiliar noises in the night.

  Ruby Smith : What kind of noises are you familiar with, dear?

• Ruby Smith : He changed my evening stroll from an exercise to - to an occupation. Does that filter through?

• Ruby Smith : On his last trip to Detroit, I walk in on him and a blonde - bleary blonde at that. I ordered her out and she laughed. I told him to put her out and he laughed. And in the end they tossed me out like last night's bottles.

• Ruby Smith : Nobody was ever crazy about each other like Ben and me. Sometimes - it was kinda spiritual.

• Ruby Smith : What a flat tire I turned out to be.

• Dan Murphy - House Detective : Alright, you better go now. The boys have to get some rest so they can work tomorrow. If they don't sell goods, they don't eat.

  Ruby Smith : Yep. Me too. So long, suckers.