- Nick's Partner: It'll do no harm to check up on him. If he's been pumpin' her...
- Luke, the Lion Keeper: I never did anything to you. Why, why, we're friends, aren't we, Smiley?
- Robert Smiley: Ha-ha-ha. No, we're not. I don't like you. You're mean! You're cruel to the cats. They all used to whisper to me about you.
- Police Commissioner: You're a wise dame. What made you think they were cops?
- Dot: Because they all had flat feet.
- Dot: Say, if this job is so important, why don't you use one of your own Policewomen?
- Nick's Partner: Ah, we've looked 'em all over and there isn't a good lookin' one in the whole force.
- Nick Sarno: They're all out pounding the pavements.
- Dot: Well, from the looks of most of their feet, what a pounding the pavements must take, huh?