The Devil's Cabaret (1930)

Edward Buzzell: Howie Burns

Quotes 

• Howie Burns : I'll do my best to do my worst.

• Howie Burns : He's the one who invented barbed wire fence so the little birdies couldn't sit down.

• Howie Burns : That's all, folks. Now you, boys and girls, better say good night to each other. The men go to the men's dormitory on the left, and the ladies go to the ladies' dormitory on the right.

  All : No, no!

  Howie Burns : What do you mean, "no, no"? Didn't you all have a wonderful time down here?

  All : Yes!

  Howie Burns : Hadn't you seen a marvellous entertainment?

  All : Yes!

  Howie Burns : I gave you everything I promised you down here in Hades, didn't I?

  All : Yes!

  Howie Burns : Well?

  Stuttering Blonde : W-w-w-w-what's the idea of separating us?

  Howie Burns : Aaah, that's the hell of it!