The Music Box (1932)

Sam Lufkin: Policeman

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Quotes 

• Stan : What do you want?

  Policeman : I don't want you. I want that other monkey.

  [Stan whistles to Ollie] 

  Ollie : What?

  Stan : He doesn't want me! He wants the other monkey!

  [Ollie looks around] 

  Stan : You!

  Ollie : Oh.

• Nursemaid : And not only that, he kicked me.

  Policeman : He kicked you?

  Nursemaid : Yes, officer, right in the middle of my daily duty.

  Policeman : Oh, he kicked you did he?

• Policeman : Say, what do you mean by molesting that girl?

  Ollie : Who, me?

  Policeman : Yes, you.

  Ollie : Why I was just...

  [the policeman kicks him] 

  Policeman : Now let that be a lesson to ya.

  [walks away] 

  Stan : Are you going to stand for that?

  Ollie : Say listen, if he'd have said one more word to me, I would've...

  [notices the policeman had returned; laughs nervously] 

  Policeman : [kicks Ollie again]  Now let that be *another* lesson.

  [chucks him under the chin with the head of his truncheon] 

• Stan : Say listen, don't you think you're bounding over your step?

  Policeman : What do you mean bounding over my step?

  Ollie : Why, he means overstepping your bounds.

  [laughs nervously] 

  Policeman : Oh.

  [hits Stan on head with his truncheon] 

  Policeman : Now let that be a lesson to you!

  [pokes him in the stomach] 

  Stan : Ooh!