Their First Mistake (1932)
Oliver Hardy: Ollie
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Quotes
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Stanley : Well, I'll be seeing you.
Oliver : Where are you going?
Stanley : Just going down...
Oliver : Well you can't leave me alone here with this child.
Stanley : Why?
Oliver : Why? Well you're just as much responsible for it as I am.
Stanley : What have I got to do with it?
Oliver : What have you got to do with it? What have YOU got to do with it? Why, you were the one who wanted me to have a baby, and now that you've gotten me into this trouble, you want to walk out and leave me flat.
Stanley : But I don't know anything about babies.
Oliver : Well, you should have thought of that before we got it.
Stanley : I don't wanna get mixed up in this thing. I've got my future, my career to think of.
Oliver : Your career? What about me? What will my friends say? Why, I'll be ostracized.
Stanley : Well I'm not going to lose my hook, line and sinker.
Oliver : So, you're going to desert me, just when I need you most?
[Stan heads for the door, Ollie runs and beats him to it]
Oliver : You're not leaving this room!
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Stanley : The baby's crying.
Oliver : Of course he's crying. Will you put that floor lamp over here!
Stanley : But it won't reach.
Oliver : Certainly it won't reach. You have to pull the plug out of the socket. Here
[hands him baby's milk bottle]
Stanley : [immediately starts drinking from it]
Oliver : [grabs the cord and literally yanks it so hard that the socket casing comes out of the wall. A wierd noise is heard and a second later the socket casing hits him in the nose!] Ooooh!
Stanley : [startled spits out the milk he was drinking. The door phone starts ringing]
Oliver : [while making his way to the phone] Will you see if you can keep that baby quiet.
[answers the phone]
Oliver : Hello?
[one-second pause]
Oliver : How do you expect us to keep this baby quiet with you ringing the phone!
[slams the reciver down so hard, that the phone nearly comes off the wall]
