- Stanley: Well, I'll be seeing you.
- Oliver: Where are you going?
- Stanley: Just going down...
- Oliver: Well you can't leave me alone here with this child.
- Stanley: Why?
- Oliver: Why? Well you're just as much responsible for it as I am.
- Stanley: What have I got to do with it?
- Oliver: What have you got to do with it? What have YOU got to do with it? Why, you were the one who wanted me to have a baby, and now that you've gotten me into this trouble, you want to walk out and leave me flat.
- Stanley: But I don't know anything about babies.
- Oliver: Well, you should have thought of that before we got it.
- Stanley: I don't wanna get mixed up in this thing. I've got my future, my career to think of.
- Oliver: Your career? What about me? What will my friends say? Why, I'll be ostracized.
- Stanley: Well I'm not going to lose my hook, line and sinker.
- Oliver: So, you're going to desert me, just when I need you most?
- [Stan heads for the door, Ollie runs and beats him to it]
- Oliver: You're not leaving this room!
- Stanley: The baby's crying.
- Oliver: Of course he's crying. Will you put that floor lamp over here!
- Stanley: But it won't reach.
- Oliver: Certainly it won't reach. You have to pull the plug out of the socket. Here
- [hands him baby's milk bottle]
- Stanley: [immediately starts drinking from it]
- Oliver: [grabs the cord and literally yanks it so hard that the socket casing comes out of the wall. A wierd noise is heard and a second later the socket casing hits him in the nose!] Ooooh!
- Stanley: [startled spits out the milk he was drinking. The door phone starts ringing]
- Oliver: [while making his way to the phone] Will you see if you can keep that baby quiet.
- [answers the phone]
- Oliver: Hello?
- [one-second pause]
- Oliver: How do you expect us to keep this baby quiet with you ringing the phone!
- [slams the reciver down so hard, that the phone nearly comes off the wall]