- Jenkins - the Butler: [opening the front door to allow Dick and friends in] Shhh!
- Dick Wallace: [Coming in boisterously drunk after a night on the town] Hello, Diggsy, old boy!
- Jenkins - the Butler: Your father's trying to sleep, sir.
- Dick Wallace: Ohhhh... better let sleeping dads lie, eh, Diggs?
- Mr. Wallace: You're not Dick Wallace, the playboy, anymore; you're Richard Wallace, the businessman, and when you're out to get something, never let a woman keep you from getting it.
- Dick Wallace: [referring to Marion's not stopping at the gas statio] The car must be running on its reputation. Doesn't she ever buy gas?
- Joe Boyd: Yeah, she goes all the way to town for it.
- Mr. Wallace: Now. listen, son, you've got to settle down. You've played long enough, making love like a romeo, drinking like a fish...
- Dick Wallace: Oh, no, no,no. Fish drink water, but he swims upstream.
- Mr. Wallace: You've been drinking and I'm tired of it!
- Mr. Wallace: [ironically giving advice to his secretary, Marion] Never marry a rich man's worthless son. You'll regret it.
- Dick Wallace: Where does the reverend live?
- Tom - Garage Owner: You know where the church is? Well that ain't it.