The Invisible Man (1933)

Harry Stubbs: Inspector Bird

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Quotes 

• Insp. Bird : [on the phone]  Where are you speaking from, Jaffers? Lion's Head Inn, eh? Did you say an invisible man? Well, look here! You put more water in it next time!

• Villager : I was walkin' home to me lunch, sir, when, all of a sudden, something takes hold of me hat and throws it in the pond.

  Insp. Bird : How many drinks did you have on your way home?

  Villager : Only a couple, sir. That's all.

  Insp. Bird : A couple of drinks and a gust of wind. So much for you!

• Insp. Bird : I'll tell you what I think of your invisible man. Its a hoax! Good business for the saloon bar, eh, Mr. Hall?

  Herbert Hall : Suppose I break my neck to sell a galloon of beer?

• Insp. Bird : [on the phone]  Where are speaking from, Jaffers? Lion's Head Inn, heh? You say an invisible man? Well, look here, you put more water in it next time!