The Keyhole (1933)

Allen Jenkins: Hank Wales

Quotes 

• Hank Wales : You must never offer to pay for anything else again when I'm around. There hasn't been a gigolo in the Wales family for generations.

  [toasting] 

  Hank Wales : Here we go, laughing and scratching. Here we go.

• Dot : Oh, tell me, dear Mr. Wales, where is your family home?

  Hank Wales : Well, we sort of - move around. Every fall we go to the Springs. And every spring we go to the Falls.

  Dot : You naughty, naughty boy! You're spoofing - you're spoofing me!

• Hank Wales : Pardon me. Would you allow me, ma'am?

  Dot : Allow you to do what?

• Hank Wales : Happy days!

  Dot : You're a droll person.

  Hank Wales : You said it! A laugh a minute. That's me! Never a dull moment when I'm around.

• Hank Wales : I gotta go.

  Dot : What's happened?

  Hank Wales : I gotta feed my goldfish.

  Dot : I love goldfish!

  Hank Wales : Nah, you stay here. My goldfish is afraid of strangers.

• Dot : You're such a sweet, generous duckie wuckie. Let's go to some nice, quiet place where I can really thank you.

  Hank Wales : Why not?

• Hank Wales : You ain't sore at me, are you?

  Mr. Neil Davis : Some day you're going to drop dead from brain fatigue!

• Dot : Oh, tell me, dear Mr. Wales, where is your family home?

  Hank Wales : Well, we sort of, uh, move around. Every fall, we go to the springs, and every spring we go to the falls.