The Live Ghost (1934)
Mae Busch: Maisie the Vamp
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Quotes
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Captain : Say, what's a doll like you doin' in a joint like this?
Maisie the Vamp : Well, I was married to a sailor - and two years ago he left me flat.
Captain : Too bad.
Maisie the Vamp : Yeah, too bad if I ever catch up with him!
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Drunken sailor : [salutes drunkenly] Hi-ya, Captain!
Captain : [sternly] What's going on here?
Maisie the Vamp : [suddenly looks closely at the drunk sailor] Ohhhh --- my HUSband!
Drunken sailor : [affably] Dear ol' MAISIE!
Maisie the Vamp : Don't "Maisie" ME!
[wallops him with her furled umbrella, then pursues him across the deck]
Maisie the Vamp : I've waited for YOU all right!
[lands another whack on the sailor's head]
Maisie the Vamp : I'll see that you PAY for running out on me!
[furiously chases him off the ship, thus leaving the captain with even FEWER crew-members than he'd started with at the beginning of the movie]