- Rex Marchbanks: This isn't a joking matter, Carter. There's a woman out there with a warrent for my arrest.
- Kent Carter: Ah, now we're getting some place. What's the charge? Impersonating an actor?
- Kent Carter: Honey, you shouldn't be seen with that guy.
- Linda Warren: And why not?
- Kent Carter: Because you're my girl. Because you're a nice girl. And because Marchbanks is...
- Linda Warren: He's always acted like a gentlemen!
- Kent Carter: Always? Listen, if I catch that piece of limburger making a pass at you, I'll break his neck!
- Linda Warren: Don't be vulgar!
- Kent Carter: Darling, I'm probably the most persistent man you'll ever marry. You might as well let me speak my piece.
- Linda Warren: You spoke your piece.
- Kent Carter: Ah now, I've given it a complete re-write.
- Slugs Dana: [after Carter sneezes at the hospital] Say, you're catching cold. You better put this robe on. There's a lot of sickness in this place.