- Buck Gonzales: You ain't scared of me 'cause they say I'm a bad man?
- Cleo Borden: I'm a good woman for a bad man.
- Ivan Valadov: For one kiss of your lips I would give half of my life.
- Cleo Borden: Oh, see me tomorrow, I'll kiss you twice.
- Ivan Valadov: My darling, my sweet, my lovely one!
- Cleo Borden: Never mind that. I got all the earl I want.
- Ivan Valadov: Darling, I just found out that it's you I'm in love with. You are the only one for me, after all.
- Cleo Borden: After all what?
- Ivan Valadov: Oh, darling, I must have you! I love you! I love you! I must have you!. Marry me!
- Cleo Borden: Listen, I-van, you're all right to play around with, but as a husband you'll get in my hair.
- Ivan Valadov: But, darling...!
- Cleo Borden: Besides, we're intellectual opposites.
- Ivan Valadov: What do you mean?
- Cleo Borden: Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.
- Ivan Valadov: Let me tell you - I'm an aristocrat and the backbone of my family.
- Cleo Borden: Well, your family ought to see a chiropractor.
- Winslow: Sorry not to bring Mr.Carrington back with me. He couldn't come.
- Cleo Borden: You mean he refused?
- Winslow: Well, uh, no, not exactly that. He objected to coming while he was working on the oil wells.
- Cleo Borden: Oh, well, I'll remove those.
- Winslow: The oil wells?
- Cleo Borden: No, the objections.
- Edward Carrington: You possess an extraordinary sense of humor.
- Cleo Borden: Yes, and that ain't all.
- Cleo Borden: Yeah, for a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived.
- Young Fellow: You mean to say you reformed?
- Cleo Borden: No, I got over being ashamed.
- Young Fellow: What excuse has a gal like you for runnin' around single?
- Cleo Borden: Mmm, I was born that way.
- Buck Gonzales: With any other dame, I wouldn't give a hoot. When it comes to you, I'm dynamite!
- Cleo Borden: Yes, and I'm your match.
- Sr. Mendoza: I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.
- Cleo Borden: It's not your fault. You tried hard enough.
- Sr. Alvarez: Where have I seen your face before?
- Cleo Borden: Same place as you see it now.
- Buck Gonzales: You know, I been doing a lot of thinking about you lately.
- Cleo Borden: Must be awfully tired.
- Winslow: All right, I suppose I'll have to stay and look after the cattle and the men for you.
- Cleo Borden: Just the cattle. I'll take care of the men.
- Cleo Borden: Hmm, what do you know about me?
- Edward Carrington: Just what I see and that's quite sufficient.
- Cleo Borden: Well, you're easily satisfied.
- Edward Carrington: You know, this is the first time I ever came in contact with a woman like you.
- Cleo Borden: Well, if I can help it, it won't be the last.
- Cleo Borden: I'm gonna take a shot at this lady business and you go to help me.
- Winslow: I'll do everything I can.
- Cleo Borden: It'll take more than that.
- Cleo Borden: I guess these guys must be gentlemen. They all got white shirts on.
- Winslow: Clothes alone don't make the gentleman.
- Cleo Borden: I've found that out.
- Cleo Borden: Hmm, fancy meeting you in Buenos Aires.
- Edward Carrington: The astonishment is mutual.
- Cleo Borden: I'm glad we've got that much in common.
- Mrs. Crane Brittony: You know, I could give you some good advice, if you asked me.
- Cleo Borden: Yeah? You don't ask your enemy how to win the war.
- Winslow: Do you mean to tell me that you're going to attempt Samson and Delilah?
- Cleo Borden: Say, listen, I'll attempt anything once and what's more, I'm gonna sing Delilah.
- Winslow: But...
- Cleo Borden: I got a lot of respect for that dame. There's one lady barber that made good.
- Young Fellow: Hey, honey, when I make love, do I make love?
- Cleo Borden: Are you asking me or telling me?
- Society Lady: Speaking of relatives, Mrs. Colton, have your ancestors ever been traced?
- Cleo Borden: Well, yes. But they were too smart. They couldn't catch'em.