- Toby Tortoise: Well - heh, heh, heh - May the best man - heh - win.
- Max Hare: Thanks, I will. but I won't beat ya too bad. Shake.
- [Toby goes to shake Max's hand, but he pulls it away]
- Max Hare: Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!
- Toby Tortoise: Heh-heh-heh-heh. That's a funny joke, but - heh-heh - you caught me fair and square.
- Max Hare: No hard feelings?
- Toby Tortoise: Uh-uh.
- Max Hare: Put 'er there.
- [Again Max pulls away his hand just as Toby stretches out his]
- Max Hare: Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!
- Girl Bunny: Don't you think you'd better go? The tortoise has the lead.
- Max Hare: Say, I've lots of time to play. My middle name is speed.
- Girl Bunny: He sure can run like sixty. Oh, baby, ain't he slick?
- Max Hare: I was just a-warmin' up. Here's a better trick.