Never Kick a Woman (1936)

Jack Mercer: Popeye

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Quotes 

• [the woman boxer walks in] 

  Popeye : Nice equipment they got here.

• Female Boxer : [flirtatious]  Why don't you come up and see me, sometime?

  Popeye : Oh, I'm practically there.

• Female Boxer : You tall, dark and handsome baby!

  Popeye : Well, I'm not so tall, but the rest of it goes.

• Female Boxer : [to Popeye]  You're not an oil paintin', but you're a fascinatin' monster.

  Popeye : [blushes]  Awww, I bet she says that to all the fasikanatin' monsters...

  Olive Oyl : Oh yeah?

  [punches Popeye] 

• Popeye : [singing]  Learn the art of self-defense; / And you'll win your arguments. / Just be ready with your right / What those who always look for fights.

  Popeye : [aside]  Go right in, Olive.

  Popeye : [singing]  Punch 'em, sock 'em, stop and swing; / Eat your spinach, that's the thing. / You will win your arguments / If you learn the art of self-defense.

• [first lines] 

  Popeye : That's not so bad for the weaker sex, huh?

  Olive Oyl : Mm-hm. She doesn't look so weak to me.