Our Relations (1936)
Daphne Pollard: Mrs. Daphne Hardy
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Quotes
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Alice : [At Denker's Beer Garden] Joe, who are these men?
Joe Grogan : When they were here before, they called themselves Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy.
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : [Slaps the table] That's all I want to know!
[to Ollie]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Pay the check and let's get outta here.
Alice : Yes, pay it! We've been waiting two hours for you to bail us out. Bye-bye, baby face!
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : So, you went to a Punch and Judy show, huh!
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Mrs. Daphne Hardy : [Stops the desert cart] Pardon me.
[to Laurel]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Hey you, give me a hand.
[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : One, two, three.
[... and drop it on Hardy's head]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Happy Birthday, to you.
Alf Laurel : This isn't his birthday?
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Never the less - Many Happy Returns. Come on, Betty, this is final!
[Storms off with Betty Laurel]
Bert Hardy : What did you want to go help her for?
Alf Laurel : Well I didn't know what she was going to do.
Bert Hardy : That's right, you wouldn't.
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Alice : [to Ollie] Say, listen big boy, I don't think much of your taste. Ditching us for a couple of old frumps like these!
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : I beg your pardon! Do you know who you're talking to?
Alice : Ah, sit down old lady, before you fall apart.
[Sits down on Ollie's lap]
Alice : Now listen, cutie, I don't think that was very nice of you to walk out and leave us sitting here.
Ollie : [Stands up] I beg your pardon, madame, but just what do you mean?
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Finn : The last time I saw them they had no clothes on.
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : They had no clothes on? Who is this man?
Ollie : I don't know, Mommy, he's an absolute stranger to us, isn't he?
Stan : He certainly is! Who am I - eh, you?
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Ollie : But, Momma, let me explain.
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Don't ever speak to me again - you overstuffed Casanova!
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Mrs. Betty 'Bubbles' Laurel : Stan and Oliver have been arrested. And they haven't any clothes on! And they've taken them to the police station. Oh!
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Oh, this is a fine state of affairs!
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Alice : Well, sit down and have a drink.
Bert Hardy : We will as soon as we get rid of these two old battle-axes.
Alf Laurel : Yeah, we'll soon get rid of them.
[the two old battle-axes walk up behind them]
Alice : Is that so!
Bert Hardy : Oh, we want you to meet the two girls we met this afternoon.
Alf Laurel : Yeah, Lily and Alice.
Mrs. Daphne Hardy : I know all about them - you ungrateful hound!