- Gypsy Breen: Oh, I always thought it all seemed very irregular, one husband in New York and another one in California. Oh, but now they're both in New York, and that makes everything all right.
- Eleanor Breen Medhill: Well, I didn't hear you screaming about my friends before we were married.
- Hank Medhill: I didn't see 'em enough to scream about 'em. What's all right a couple of times a week is poison ivy three times a day.
- Eleanor Breen Medhill: Oh, so now I'm trying to poison you.
- Gypsy Breen: I never can think properly when there's a man in the room. Some way or another, my mind always seems to be on the man instead of what I'm trying to think about.
- Eleanor Breen Medhill: Oh, you're trying to get rid of me.
- Hank Medhill: I'm not trying to get rid of you, but I don't wanna stay around this Babylonian beer parlor.
- Eleanor Breen Medhill: [Crying] Oh, me a bride of three days, and my husband has 22 other women.
- Hank Medhill: Eight and 16 are 24.
- Eleanor Breen Medhill: Oh, so now I'm dumb.