A Chump at Oxford (1940)

Charlie Hall: Student Hector

Quotes 

• Student : Yes, you dirty snitcher.

  Lord Paddington : Repeat that remark again.

  Student : [with entire student group]  Dirty snitcher!

  Lord Paddington : [his ears wiggle wildly]  Meredith, hold my handkerchief.

  Meredith : Yes, m' Lord.

  Lord Paddington : Now, I demand an immediate apology.

  [outraged students attack and a fight ensues] 

• Student , Student Cecil , Student , Student : [with entire student body, marching]  Fe, fi, fo, fum. We want the blood of an American. Be he alive or be he dead, we'll crush his bones to make our bread. Fe, fi, fo, fum. We'll beat those Yankees like a drum... We'll cut their throats and take out their tongues, we'll chew them up like chewing gum. Fe, fi, fo, fum...

  [pointing at Stan and Ollie looking out their window] 

  Student , Student Cecil , Student , Student : We'll send them back where they came from. Fe, fi, fo, fum.

• Student : Well, gentlemen, these are your quarters. Now, don't be afraid to make yourselves at home. Now, ta-ta! Skip the gutter!

  Student Cecil , Student , Student Brown , Student : And good luck, we DON'T think!