A Chump at Oxford (1940)
Gerald Rogers: Student Johnson
Quotes
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Student : Oh, pardon me, but haven't you come to the wrong college?
Ollie : Well, this is Oxford, isn't it?
Student : Yes, but, eh, you're dressed for Eton.
Stan : Well, that's swell. We haven't eaten since breakfast, have we?
Ollie : "Haven't eaten since breakfast." It's your idea of us being dressed like this. No wonder everyone's starring at us.
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Student , Student Cecil , Student , Student : [with entire student body, marching] Fe, fi, fo, fum. We want the blood of an American. Be he alive or be he dead, we'll crush his bones to make our bread. Fe, fi, fo, fum. We'll beat those Yankees like a drum... We'll cut their throats and take out their tongues, we'll chew them up like chewing gum. Fe, fi, fo, fum...
[pointing at Stan and Ollie looking out their window]
Student , Student Cecil , Student , Student : We'll send them back where they came from. Fe, fi, fo, fum.
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Student : Well, gentlemen, these are your quarters. Now, don't be afraid to make yourselves at home. Now, ta-ta! Skip the gutter!
Student Cecil , Student , Student Brown , Student : And good luck, we DON'T think!
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Lord Paddington : What is the meaning of this vulgar intrusion?
Student Ghost : You know what we mean!
Student : We're going to take off your britches and run you out of Oxford.
Lord Paddington : What? Take off my britches? In the presence of Meredith?