- Alfalfa: Sally, I made this myself. It's got a herring, sliced pickles, sliced onion, and a hot dog and a slice of cheese. I call it the Alfalfa special.
- Spanky: Sally, I didn't want to say anything while Alfalfa was around, but, girls are usually kinda dumb about 'rithmetic and you bein' new around here, I'd like to help ya!