The Man Who Came to Dinner (1941)
Richard Travis: Bert Jefferson
Quotes
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Bertram H. 'Bert' Jefferson : How do you think Ohio women stack up?
Sheriden Whiteside : I've never gone in for stacking women up so I really can't say.
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Bertram H. 'Bert' Jefferson : How 'bout a hot sweet potato?
Maggie Cutler : Oh, a sweet potato? That's what they serve at "21" with pineapple glacé.
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Sheridan Whiteside : I suppose you've written the great American novel.
Bertram H. 'Bert' Jefferson : No, I've written the great American play.
Sheridan Whiteside : Well I don't want to read it.