The Major and the Minor (1942)

Robert Benchley: Albert Osborne

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Quotes 

• Mr. Osborne : Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

• Mr. Osborne : You know what I told the mayor? That my only regret is that I have but one wife to give to my country.

• Mr. Osborne : Really, Miss Applegate, you shouldn't be so business like. First, we're going to have a little drinkie-poo, then a little bitie-poo, and a little rhumba-poo.

• Mr. Osborne : I can't help it! It's the vibrator.