- Harry W. Average: Look, Em, I work in a hardware store. So I get a raise. The price of nails has to go up a fraction of a cent. Well the wages of everybody who has got to buy nails has to go up a fraction of a fraction of a cent. It's a vicious... whatchamacallit. It's an inflationary... thingamajig. We're not hungry are we? So then why disconbobulate things for a fraction of a fraction?
- Molly Miller: Gee Herb that's wonderful. You're not mad at me are you Em? Harry wasn't going to buy it anyway!
- Herb Miller: No? Why not?
- Emily Average: 'Cos all Harry wants to have is a lot of old bonds.
- Herb Miller: Well, I buy 'em too.
- Harry W. Average: And I hold 'em. That's the whole idea.
- Molly Miller: Listen, dear, get yourself a new needle or change the record.
- Harry W. Average: OK, be funny! But it just doesn't make sense to grab nowadays. What if everybody in the country went around grabbing?