- Princess Margaret: I hear there are pirates in these waters.
- Sylvester: Yeah? Well, let them stay in the water, they're dangerous on ships!
- Sylvester: I work my brains out for nine reels, and some bit player from Paramount comes over and steals my girl. That's the last picture I'll ever make for Goldwyn!
- Featherhead: You can't miss him. He looks just like me. He's twice as smart as I am.
- Sylvester: Oh, a half-wit, huh?
- Owner of the 'Bucket of Blood': You sound like a stranger. You haven't lived very long in this town, huh?
- Sylvester: Does anybody?
- Sylvester: Look at them building that gallows out there. They're not going to use that noose to rope a moose. That's slumber lumber.
- Sylvester: How do you like that? The king. Hi, your honor. How's the queen and all the little Jacks? I'm a card, ha, ha!
- Sylvester: [During written description of blood-thirsty LaRoche, Sylvester pops up as bubble] That's not me folks, I come on later, I play a coward.
- Sylvester: Wait a minute. Why are you in such a sweat to get rid of it now?
- Featherhead: 'Cause I'm smarter than you are, and I'm only an idiot.
- Don José Ramon Sebastian Rurales: [after Sylvester and tavern owner share a few short beers] Well done stranger, I *like* a man who can drink like that! And now, you are going to drink with *me*! Hugo, bring it over here!
- [waiter drops giant barrel of beer on the table]