- David Conway: I don't know if I'm him or me.
- Carol Harrison: Well, if you don't know who you are and he doesn't know who he is, then how do I know if I'm going to be your wife and his sister or his wife and your sister?
- Paper boy: Adult Delinquency Wave - School Children Organize to Combat Parent Menace
- Bob Harrison: You're not dragging me into this. I wish you hadn't even told me about.
- Carol Harrison: Oh my gosh, Bob, you'd think we were doing something terrible.
- David Conway: We're only getting married.
- Carol Harrison: We didn't mean to do anything wrong.
- Bob Harrison: Don't cry, Carol.
- Carol Harrison: We didn't know we were breaking the law! We just wanted to get married!