The Stork Club (1945)

Robert Benchley: Tom P. Curtis

Quotes 

• Jerry B. 'J.B.' : How dare you say you didn't know me!

  Tom P. Curtis : Well, you told me not to let her know who you are.

  Jerry B. 'J.B.' : Never mind what I tell you to do, you do what I tell you.

  Tom P. Curtis : Ha, ha. I'll try to remember that.

• Tom P. Curtis : [Toasting for J.B.]  To Judy, who works at the Stork Club, and whose wants are small - I wonder.

• Tom P. Curtis : Mr. Billingsley, what would you do if you were in my spot?

  Sherman Billingsley : I'd stop bothering me.