- Moe: [regarding Carol] She's got an attachment for Danny.
- Curly: I knew it! I could see it was love at first sight.
- Moe: Quiet, feather-brain.
- [hits him in the head]
- Moe: It ain't that kind of an attachment. She's a process server.
- Curly, Larry: A what?
- Carol Lawrence: Oh, please let me explain. I did start out to serve Danny with this paper, but after you were so kind to me and I met Danny, I just couldn't.
- Moe: Sounds good.
- Carol Lawrence: Oh, you've got to believe me. I wouldn't do anything to hurt Danny. Here, I'll prove it to you.
- [tears up the paper]
- Carol Lawrence: Now are you convinced?
- Moe: You stack up okay with us.
- [Larry and Curly agree too]
- Carol Lawrence: Oh, you don't know how happy this makes me. I could kiss all of you!