Brideless Groom (1947)

Dee Green: Miss Fanny Dinkelmeyer

Quotes 

• Shemp : [Giving instructions to Miss Dinkelmeyer]  Gargle with old razor blades.

  Miss Fanny Dinkelmeyer : All right, professor. I know you wouldn't want anything to happen to my throat.

  [exits] 

  Shemp : [to Larry]  Except to have somebody cut it.

  Larry : How'd you like to be married to a dame like that?

  Shemp : Don't even say that!

• Shemp : You are too fortissimo. Too allegro. Too quantro.

  Miss Fanny Dinkelmeyer : Oh, is that bad?

  Shemp : It ain't good.

• Shemp : Shemp: "All I wanted to do was get married."

  Miss Fanny Dinkelmeyer : Miss Dinklemeyer: "Married? Oh, Professor! This is so sudden."

  Moe : Moe: "You mean you'd really marry him?"

  Miss Fanny Dinkelmeyer : Miss Dinklemeyer: "Why, yes! He's my little old dreamboat."

  Shemp : Shemp: "Your little dreamboat is sailing. Hoot! Hoot!"